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padwickinism

It's when you're the calm one in the chaos, but you're the chaos in the calm. You're like a walking disaster waiting for the perfect moment to blow up.

I stayed cool during the math test, but I flipped when the teacher let us go early.

I was chill during the thunderstorm, but I screamed when the lights went out.

I handled the fight like it was a movie, but I lost it when the principal said it was just a prank.

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padwickinism

It's like being a robot when everyone else is a mess, but you're a total mess when everyone else is a robot. You're the human in the middle of a robot war.

I was a robot during the chaos, but I exploded when the class was quiet.

I handled the meltdown like it was a joke, but I cried when the teacher said it was just a test.

I was calm during the earthquake, but I screamed when the lights went on again.

by Slangipedia 28d ago

padwickinism

You're the one who's chill when the world is falling apart, but you're the one who's falling apart when the world is chill. You're like a kid with a broken toy and everyone else has a toy that works.

I was chill when the teacher yelled, but I lost it when she said it was just a joke.

I handled the break-up like it was nothing, but I cried when my friend said it was just a crush.

I was calm during the explosion, but I screamed when the smoke cleared.

by Slangipedia 28d ago

padwickinism

You're the one who's cool when everyone else is a total mess, but you're a total mess when everyone else is cool. It's like you're the kid who eats the cake and everyone else is just looking at it.

I was cool during the exam, but I flipped when the teacher said it was just a practice test.

I handled the fight like it was a game, but I cried when the teacher said it was just a joke.

I was chill during the storm, but I screamed when the sun came out.

by Slangipedia 28d ago

padwarming

a loud and messy party where you shout your new place's name like it's the name of a swear word

My padwarming was so loud the neighbors called the cops and got kicked out too.

I threw a padwarming and forgot to invite my mom. Now she's mad and won't let me borrow her car.

At my padwarming, my friend spilled pizza on my new couch and now it's a permanent decoration.

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padwarming

a celebration where you brag about your new place and everyone else just wishes they were there

My padwarming was just me talking about my new apartment like it's the best thing ever.

I had a padwarming and no one came. Now I'm eating pizza alone and it feels like a loss.

My friend had a padwarming and I wasn't invited. I'm still mad about it.

by Slangipedia 28d ago

padwarming

a party where people show up, eat, drink, and leave your new place in a worse condition than when they arrived

At my padwarming, people drank all my soda and left the floor covered in pizza and chips.

My padwarming turned into a food fight. Now my new place smells like pizza and regret.

My friend's padwarming was so wild, the walls are now covered in sticky residue and swear words.

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padwarming

a celebration so bad it's almost like a funeral for your old place

My padwarming was so bad, it felt like my old apartment was getting a eulogy.

I had a padwarming and it was so sad, my friend cried and left early.

My padwarming was like a funeral. No one wanted to be there, and I had to clean up everything afterwards.

by Slangipedia 28d ago

padwarming

a party you throw because you're too proud to admit you're still poor and just got a new pad

My padwarming was just me pretending I'm rich and my new pad is a palace.

I threw a padwarming to hide the fact that I still use my old apartment as a backup plan.

I had a padwarming and it was just me and my cat. No one else came because they knew I was lying.

by Slangipedia 28d ago

padwan dyke

A tiny, annoying dyke. Like a baby version of a dyke. They wear those stupid rat-tails and think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

'Why is she still a padwan dyke? She's 18!'

'She tried to cut her hair and it looked like a rat exploded.'

'She calls her rat-tail a 'holy relic' and thinks it's cool.'

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padwan dyke

A newbie dyke who thinks rat-tails are the height of fashion. They’re like a dyke in training, but with more glitter and less sense.

'She wears her rat-tail like a crown and still doesn’t know how to use a coffee machine.'

'She tried to be a padwan dyke and now she’s stuck in a group chat with 200 people.'

'She asked if her rat-tail was ‘legendary’ and I told her no, it was ‘dumb.’'

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padwan dyke

A dyke who hasn’t learned the basics yet. They wear rat-tails like it’s a religion and think everyone else is a fake dyke.

'She told me she was a padwan dyke and that I was ‘a fake dyke in disguise.’'

'She tried to explain her rat-tail like it was a holy mission.'

'She called me a ‘dyke fraud’ because I didn’t have a rat-tail.'

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padwan

A clueless Jedi trainee who thinks they're the main character. They're the kind of person who still uses a lightsaber like it's a toy.

Hey look, it's the padwan who can't even do a push-up.

Padwan, you dropped your lunch. You're not a Jedi yet.

This padwan tried to fight a Wookiee with a popsicle.

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padwan

A geek who thinks they're better than everyone else. They’ll call you a padwan just to feel bigger. But they’re the real padwan.

You’re a padwan, I’ve been coding since you were in diapers.

Padwan, I could beat you in a Star Wars trivia game blindfolded.

Padwan, I’ve seen more space battles than you've had boyfriends.

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padwan

A fresh-faced newbie who thinks they’re the next big thing. They’re like a baby dyke with a bad hair day.

This padwan thinks she invented the Force. She didn’t even finish her lunch.

Padwan, your dyke hair is worse than your Star Wars knowledge.

That padwan tried to seduce a stormtrooper with a cheeseburger.

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padvocate

A woman who fights like a madwoman if you even suggest tampons near her maxi pad.

'Tampons? Are you insane? I'll die if I use those!'

'You think I'm going to let you ruin my day with tampons? I'll beat you with my pad!'

'Tampons? I'd rather live in a trash can than touch one of those.'

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padvocate

A woman who will yell at you in public if you try to convince her to use tampons.

'You think I'm going to use a tampon in the grocery store? I'll scream until the cops come!'

'I'm not switching to tampons just because you said so!'

'Tampons? I'd rather take a bullet than use those!'

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padvocate

A woman who will swear at you like you owe her money if you bring up tampons.

'You brought up tampons? I'm not talking to you until you apologize!'

'Tampons? I'll curse you for the rest of my life if you don't leave me alone!'

'I'd rather use a maxi pad and get cursed by the devil than switch to tampons!'

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padussy

The stinky mix of a man and woman after they have sex and probably regret it.

"I smell like a sweaty gym sock and a bad decision.", Jake, after a one-night stand

"That smell in the car is worse than my mom's old couch.", Lisa, during a road trip

"I think I just inhaled a fart and a heartbeat.", Mark, during a lunch break

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padussy

A dumb typo that white people from the suburbs made because they thought they were cool.

"I spelled it wrong, but I feel like a genius.", Mike, during a spelling bee

"Padussy? That's just a typo, but I'm proud of it.", Sarah, on Instagram

"I put it on my homework and got extra credit.", Tim, in 7th grade

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