padwan dyke - A dyke who hasn’t learned the basics yet. They wear rat-tail

A dyke who hasn’t learned the basics yet. They wear rat-tails like it’s a religion and think everyone else is a fake dyke.

'She told me she was a padwan dyke and that I was ‘a fake dyke in disguise.’'

'She tried to explain her rat-tail like it was a holy mission.'

'She called me a ‘dyke fraud’ because I didn’t have a rat-tail.'