paedangdang
the reason you get lucky
His paedangdang got him a girlfriend
He said his paedangdang is the best
She said his paedangdang is legendary
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paecrophiliac
A weird obsession with eating Pac-Man like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth.
I saw him eat a whole level of Pac-Man in one go. He didn’t stop until the ghosts cried.
She texted me mid-meeting: 'I need Pac-Man. Now.'
He got fired for turning his boss’s coffee into a Pac-Man level.
paecrophiliac
When you get a hard-on for dead kids so hot they could melt your face off.
He stared at the body for 10 minutes before the cop asked if he wanted to be arrested.
She texted her mom: 'I saw a dead kid today. I'm not coming home.'
He tried to flirt with the corpse. It didn’t work.
paebra
a monster made from a hippo and a paebra. It eats drugged kids for breakfast and cusses like a sailor.
My cousin got chased by a paebra after he took 10 hits of glitter.
That paebra ran over my dog and my mom’s favorite couch.
I saw a paebra in the mall and it screamed ‘Why is everyone so high?’
paebra
half hippo half paebra. It's a savage beast that kicks your ass if you mess with its snack time.
The paebra kicked my friend out of the pool and ate his lunch.
I tried to take a selfie with a paebra and it bit my phone in half.
My brother got eaten by a paebra because he wouldn’t stop talking.
paebra
a hippo and a paebra had a baby. It’s the worst nightmare of any drugged-up kid.
That paebra chased me through the park and yelled ‘I hate glitter!’
My mom got chased by a paebra and now she won’t eat cereal anymore.
The paebra showed up at my birthday and threw cake at me.
paean
A loud shout of praise when you're so full of gratitude you might explode
After eating three pies at Thanksgiving, my uncle screamed, 'This is the best meal I've ever had!'
My mom texted me, 'I'm so thankful for you, you're like my second family!'
At the end of the feast, my aunt yelled, 'This is the best Thanksgiving ever!'
paean
When Shakespeare’s work is so bad it feels like it was written by a drunk goat
My teacher said, 'This play is so confusing, it’s like Shakespeare was high on weed.'
I DM’d my friend, 'I don’t get this play, it’s like a goat wrote it.'
My brother said, 'This is the worst Shakespeare I’ve ever read, it’s like a drunk goat wrote it.'
padz
A magical sponge that catches the super messy blood flowing out of a woman’s crotch when she’s having a monthly explosion.
My padz are soaked through and I still have 3 hours of math left.
She tried to wear a padz like a bra and it fell off in the hallway.
I used my dog’s padz because I was too lazy to buy mine.
padz
When someone acts like a brain-dead donkey and does things like hoarding PRs or getting failing grades.
He got a zero on the test and still said he was going to padz the whole class.
She padzed her way through college by never showing up.
He padzed the entire project just to look cool.
padywack
A girl so hot she makes your brain shut down and your pants stay up.
My cousin’s new girlfriend is a padywack. I tried to flirt and got rejected by a brick wall.
I saw a padywack at the mall and forgot how to walk. Now I’m stuck in the snack aisle.
My teacher called me a padywack. I’m still confused, but I’m not mad.
padywack
A female who’s so pretty, you’d rather die than admit you’re jealous.
My neighbor’s sister is a padywack. I tried to impress her with my knowledge of video games. She just laughed and said, ‘You’re a sad man.’
I called my crush a padywack. She said, ‘Thanks, but I’m not that good.’ I’m still not sure if she’s lying.
My dad said my mom is a padywack. I’m starting to believe him.
padywack
A girl so good-looking, your face turns red and your ego goes to jail.
My friend’s ex is a padywack. He still talks about her like she’s the Queen of England.
I met a padywack at the park. I asked for her number. She said, ‘You can have it when you stop stuttering.’
I told my little brother he was a padywack. He cried and said, ‘I’m 10 years old!’
padwinkle
a creature that looks like someone threw a duck into a llama’s poop and said 'make it happen'
I saw a padwinkle in the park and it stared at me like I owed it money.
My mom’s new pet is a padwinkle and it eats my homework.
The teacher called me a padwinkle because I failed math and drew on the walls.
padwinkle
a hybrid that looks like a duck got in a fight with a llama and lost badly
My neighbor’s yard has a padwinkle and it cackles like it’s laughing at my life.
The padwinkle ran over my dog and now my dog is crying.
I tried to pet a padwinkle and it bit me and said 'you’re not cool enough.'
padwinkle
a creature that smells like a duck and fights like a llama, and it hates your mom
The padwinkle at the zoo hates my mom and keeps yelling at her.
I saw a padwinkle in my cereal and it threw it at my face.
My dad married a padwinkle and now my life is a mess.
padyn
A fat anime geek with a soft spot for mushrooms and goth chicks who shits dice for dnd and sometimes acts like a gremlin. He’s also a huge fan of Sakura from Naruto, even though she’s annoying.
I collected 27 dice today because Sakura said so. She’s the boss.
Why are you wearing a mushroom on your head? It’s not a fashion statement, it’s a crime.
I threw my dice at a goth girl and she cried. I think I’m in love.
padyn
A meaty anime nerd who eats mushrooms for breakfast and has a crush on goth girls. He hoards dice like they’re going out of style and still thinks Sakura Harino is the best character ever, even though she’s a basic bitches.
I told my mom I’m leaving home to collect dice. She said I’m a lost cause.
I wore a mushroom hat to a goth party. They gave me a standing ovation and a side eye.
Sakura is the reason I’m fat. She’s the reason I’m happy.
padyn
A huge anime fan with a belly like a sausage who loves mushrooms and goth girls. He’s got a dice obsession and sometimes acts like a gremlin. He still thinks Sakura Harino is the best, even though she’s annoying as hell.
I ate 10 mushrooms and 3 dice for breakfast. I feel like a monster.
I asked a goth girl to be my girlfriend. She said no, but she said I was cute.
Sakura is my hero. She’s also the reason I’ve got a belly like a donut.
padwickinism
It's when you're chill as hell when everyone else is panicking, but you're a total mess when everyone else is relaxed. Like you've got a brain full of farts and everyone else has a brain full of sense.
I was calm during the fire alarm, but I totally lost it when the teacher said it was just a drill.
At the party, I was chill while everyone else was screaming, but I cried when the music stopped.
I handled the crash like it was a game, but I broke down when the cop said it was just a fender bender.