paecrophiliac

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A weird obsession with eating Pac-Man like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth.

I saw him eat a whole level of Pac-Man in one go. He didn’t stop until the ghosts cried.

She texted me mid-meeting: 'I need Pac-Man. Now.'

He got fired for turning his boss’s coffee into a Pac-Man level.

When you get a hard-on for dead kids so hot they could melt your face off.

He stared at the body for 10 minutes before the cop asked if he wanted to be arrested.

She texted her mom: 'I saw a dead kid today. I'm not coming home.'

He tried to flirt with the corpse. It didn’t work.