paean

After eating three pies at Thanksgiving, my uncle screamed, 'This is the best meal I've ever had!'

My mom texted me, 'I'm so thankful for you, you're like my second family!'

At the end of the feast, my aunt yelled, 'This is the best Thanksgiving ever!'

My teacher said, 'This play is so confusing, it’s like Shakespeare was high on weed.'

I DM’d my friend, 'I don’t get this play, it’s like a goat wrote it.'

My brother said, 'This is the worst Shakespeare I’ve ever read, it’s like a drunk goat wrote it.'