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paediatrician

A doctor who fixes kids. Not the same as a pervert who farts on kids. One time a group of angry parents tried to murder a paediatrician because they thought he was a pervert.

My kid has a broken arm. I need a doctor, not a pervert.

The doctor fixed my kid. The pervert broke my kid.

I thought the doctor was a pervert. I was wrong. I was very wrong.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paediatrician

A kid doctor. Not a kid pervert. Once a mob of parents nearly beat the crap out of a paediatrician because they confused the two.

I saw the doctor. He was nice. The pervert was a total bastard.

My kid was sick. The doctor fixed him. The pervert made him sick.

The doctor fixed my kid. The pervert made me cry.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paediatrician

A doctor who treats kids. Not a kid who treats you. A bunch of parents nearly murdered a paediatrician because they thought he was a kid who treats you.

The doctor saved my kid. The pervert ruined my kid.

I thought the doctor was a pervert. He wasn’t. I was very wrong.

The doctor fixed my kid. The pervert made my kid scream.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedertail

A long hairdo that only creepy old guys with bad skin wear like they think they're still cool.

My gym teacher has a paedertail so long it looks like a snake.

That guy at the bus stop wears a paedertail and stares at me like I owe him money.

My uncle’s paedertail smells like old socks and regret.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedertail

A hair style that makes you look like you haven’t washed your head since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

My dad’s paedertail is so long it touches the floor when he walks.

The paedertail on my neighbor looks like it’s been stuck to his head since the 80s.

My math teacher’s paedertail looks like it was made of dead hair and bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedertail

A hairdo that screams 'I haven’t seen a mirror in years' and also smells like a gym sock.

My grandpa’s paedertail is so long it makes me dizzy.

That guy at the park has a paedertail and a face like a melted candle.

My history teacher’s paedertail looks like it was glued to his head with old pizza sauce.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeder

A name so rare it might as well be a secret code only a lunatic would use.

My friend's dog is named Paeder. I swear it's a conspiracy.

Paeder is the only person in my class who doesn't know what a meme is.

I got a letter from Paeder. It was 10 pages long and all about his cat's bad hair day.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeder

The only name so weird it makes your brain short-circuit.

My teacher said Paeder was the only person who ever failed the spelling test twice.

Paeder is the only person who still uses a fax machine.

I asked Paeder why he had that name. He said it was a curse from his grandma.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeder

A name so bad it should be illegal.

Paeder tried to join the band. They said no because his name is too loud.

I don’t want to be friends with Paeder. His name is a nightmare.

Paeder’s mom says his name is a gift. I say it’s a death sentence.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeden

the girl who puts up with your dumbass

'I'm still talking to you even though you called me a f***ing meatball.'

'She didn't leave when I said I was going to eat pizza for breakfast.'

'She let me text her while I was f***ing crying in the bathroom.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeden

the only person who doesn't think you're a complete f***up

'She's the only one who didn't laugh when I told her I flunked math.'

'She still talks to me even though I said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.'

'She didn't leave when I cried in the bathroom like a baby.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeden

the girl who lets you be a total f***ing idiot

'She let me text her while I was crying in the bathroom like a baby.'

'She didn't leave when I told her I flunked math.'

'She still talks to me even though I said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeden

the girl who thinks you're the best even when you're f***ing terrible

'She still talks to me even though I called her a meatball.'

'She let me text her while I was crying in the bathroom like a f***ing idiot.'

'She didn't leave when I flunked math and said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeden

the girl who tolerates your dumb f***ing choices

'She still talks to me even though I said I was going to eat pizza for breakfast.'

'She didn't leave when I cried in the bathroom like a baby.'

'She let me text her while I was crying and f***ing eating a whole pizza.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeden

the only person who thinks your dumb f***ing jokes are funny

'She still talks to me even though I told her I flunked math.'

'She let me text her while I was crying in the bathroom like a baby.'

'She didn't leave when I said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedangdang

the thing a guy uses to make babies with

My dad’s paedangdang is bigger than mine

I bet his paedangdang can beat yours

She said his paedangdang is the reason she’s still single

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedangdang

the main tool for man stuff

He showed me his paedangdang in the bathroom

She asked him to take out his paedangdang

He drew it on the whiteboard during math class

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedangdang

the thing you hope is big when you’re trying to impress someone

He’s been working out to make his paedangdang bigger

She said his paedangdang was the reason she liked him

He showed it off at the beach

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedangdang

the part of a guy that gets you laid

He’s got a paedangdang that can make anyone happy

She said his paedangdang was better than her ex’s

He used it to win the bet

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paedangdang

the thing you use to make people blush

He showed it to his little brother

She screamed when she saw it

He drew it on the teacher’s desk

by Slangipedia 27d ago