paediatrician

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A doctor who fixes kids. Not the same as a pervert who farts on kids. One time a group of angry parents tried to murder a paediatrician because they thought he was a pervert.
My kid has a broken arm. I need a doctor, not a pervert.
The doctor fixed my kid. The pervert broke my kid.
I thought the doctor was a pervert. I was wrong. I was very wrong.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A kid doctor. Not a kid pervert. Once a mob of parents nearly beat the crap out of a paediatrician because they confused the two.
I saw the doctor. He was nice. The pervert was a total bastard.
My kid was sick. The doctor fixed him. The pervert made him sick.
The doctor fixed my kid. The pervert made me cry.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A doctor who treats kids. Not a kid who treats you. A bunch of parents nearly murdered a paediatrician because they thought he was a kid who treats you.
The doctor saved my kid. The pervert ruined my kid.
I thought the doctor was a pervert. He wasn’t. I was very wrong.
The doctor fixed my kid. The pervert made my kid scream.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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