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paedo swirl
A weak attempt at making a photo look weird, like it was made by someone who only knows half the tools. Named after a guy who should be in jail.
His paedo swirl looked like a cat walked over a keyboard.
I did a paedo swirl on my dog. Now he looks confused.
My mom did a paedo swirl on my face. I looked like a blob.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo swirl
You use the swirl effect on a picture, but it's so basic that even a toddler could fix it. Named after the worst kind of pervert.
My paedo swirl was so bad, my friend thought I was crying.
He did a paedo swirl on my face. It looked like a pizza with extra sauce.
I did a paedo swirl on my teacher. She looked like a confused emoji.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo swirl
You twist a photo just enough to make it look like a mess, but not enough to be annoying. Named after a guy who probably should be in a cell.
I did a paedo swirl on my brother. He looked like a melted crayon.
Her paedo swirl was so bad, it looked like a failed art project.
My paedo swirl was just okay. Not bad, not good.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo swirl
You make a picture look like it was drawn by a drunk person, but only slightly. Named after the guy who makes kids cry.
His paedo swirl looked like a drunk kid drew it with a crayon.
I did a paedo swirl on my cat. Now it looks like it's been through a blender.
My teacher did a paedo swirl on my face. It looked like a failed experiment.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo swirl
You twist a photo a little, just enough to be annoying, but not enough to be funny. Named after the guy who should be in a prison.
Her paedo swirl looked like she tried to draw with her feet.
I did a paedo swirl on my friend. He looked like a confused potato.
My paedo swirl was so basic, even my dog could fix it.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo pellets
the candy old men crave like a junkie on a hot day
My grandpa eats them like they're going out of style
He’s been eating them since I was a kid and still hasn’t stopped
He tried to eat the whole bag in one go and cried like a baby
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo pellets
the only thing that can make an old man happy besides a good stiff drink
He buys them by the box like they’re going to save his life
He eats them while watching the news like it's a party
He tried to eat them in the dark and bit the whole thing
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo pellets
the candy that old men use to bribe their grandkids into being quiet
He gave me one to shut me up during church
He promised me one if I stopped crying
He offered me a whole bag if I didn't tell my mom he was eating them all
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo grip
When a man who smells like old socks and regret grabs your arm like a vice and tries to drag you into a love affair that's more like a prison sentence.
He squeezed my arm so hard I thought it was gonna pop off.
I got cornered in the mall by a guy who looked like he'd been stuck in a sock drawer.
He smiled like he'd just won the lottery and I was the losing ticket.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo grip
The way a guy who thinks he's Casanova grabs your arm like it's a lifeline to get you into his weird version of foreplay.
He gripped my arm like I was the last piece of pizza.
I was walking home when some guy grabbed my leg and grinned like he'd just discovered pizza.
He cornered me in the shop like I owed him money.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo grip
A man's way of saying 'I want you' by squeezing your arm like it's a crime and you're the criminal.
He grabbed my arm like it was a warrant for my arrest.
I got the 'paedo grip' in the park by a guy who looked like he'd been dropped in a blender.
He squeezed my leg like he was trying to break it and make me his prisoner.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo bill
the meaty man who sat by the gates yelling at kids like they owed him money!
"You think you’re free? I see you at 7 a. m. every day!", the paedo bill at the bus stop
He tried to give me a detention for wearing jeans on a Tuesday. I told him I was wearing them for his soul.
He called my dog a bad name. My dog called him a bad man.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo bill
the guy who talks about stuff like your lunch and then acts surprised when you're not 18.
He asked me if I had a crush on anyone. I said no. He said, "You're not even a teenager yet!", and I was 15.
He told me I was too young for drama. Then I told him I was too old for his nonsense.
He said my math test was easy. I said he was a bad teacher. He said I was a bad student.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo
A paedo is a grown-up who thinks kids are cute enough to mess with. They usually end up in jail or a very uncomfortable situation.
'That paedo got caught trying to lure my kid with candy.'
'He’s a paedo and he thinks he’s a hero.'
'I’m not a paedo, I’m a mentor.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo
A paedo is like a very sick person who wants to stick their grubby hands up a kid’s pants. They should be buried under a pile of barbed wire.
'That paedo tried to grab my kid’s butt on the bus.'
'He’s a paedo and he got caught red-handed.'
'That paedo should have been buried alive.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo
A paedo is someone who can’t keep their hands off kids. They follow them, flirt with them, and sometimes end up in big trouble.
'That paedo followed my kid all the way home.'
'He’s a paedo and he’s always trying to flirt with the kids.'
'She got in trouble because she was a paedo.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo
A paedo is a person who touches kids in places they shouldn’t. They usually get in trouble and sometimes lose their job.
'That paedo touched my kid in the most awkward way.'
'He lost his job because he was a paedo.'
'She got fired because she was a paedo.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo
A paedo is a grown-up who thinks kids are cute enough to mess with. They often lie and say they didn’t do it, but most of them are just desperate.
'That paedo said he didn’t do it, but he was caught.'
'He’s a paedo and he’s a Spurs fan.'
'She’s a paedo and she lies to everyone.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo
A paedo is the guy who took Madeline McCann. He’s the one who made every kid’s parent nervous for years.
'Michael English is the paedo who took Madeline.'
'That paedo ruined my kid’s sleep.'
'He’s the paedo who made us all paranoid.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo
A paedo is the sweaty, smelly forehead of someone who messes with kids. They’re usually the kind of person who needs a shower and a long sentence.
'That paedo had a forehead like a wet sponge.'
'He’s a paedo and he smells like a gym sock.'
'She’s a paedo and she’s always sweaty.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
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