paedo bill

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the meaty man who sat by the gates yelling at kids like they owed him money!
"You think you’re free? I see you at 7 a. m. every day!", the paedo bill at the bus stop
He tried to give me a detention for wearing jeans on a Tuesday. I told him I was wearing them for his soul.
He called my dog a bad name. My dog called him a bad man.
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the guy who talks about stuff like your lunch and then acts surprised when you're not 18.
He asked me if I had a crush on anyone. I said no. He said, "You're not even a teenager yet!", and I was 15.
He told me I was too young for drama. Then I told him I was too old for his nonsense.
He said my math test was easy. I said he was a bad teacher. He said I was a bad student.
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