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paedofrenia
A sicko who loves kids and has a brain full of nonsense. Like a plug socket with a face.
He sent my kid a drawing of a penis with a message: 'Be brave.'
He followed my kid home and asked for a hug.
He tried to buy my kid a lollipop and a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedodome
A stinking hole where perverts and lunatics hang out to cheer on celtic. Saville and his creepy friends love this place.
I’d rather be buried in a landfill than go to the paedodome again.
That place reeks of farts and bad decisions.
Saville probably had a kid in the stands at the paedodome.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedodome
A creepy place where farts and creepy old men watch celtic play. Saville and his bunch hang out there all the time.
That paedodome is like a prison for my brain.
I saw a man with a beard and a kid in the same row at the paedodome.
The paedodome is where my soul goes to die.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedodome
A smelly hole where lunatics and perverts watch celtic like it's the last game on earth. Saville probably has a secret room there.
I got kicked out of the paedodome for eating a sandwich.
Saville probably has a kid hidden in the paedodome.
The paedodome is the only place I feel safe being yelled at.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedococranecrophiliac
farting in a dead kid's poop and calling it a love language
i once saw him blow a fart into a dead kid's poop and said it was the best sex ever
he texted me 'just had sex with a dead kid's poop and it was the worst'
at the funeral, he was eating the kid's poop like it was a snack
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedococranecrophiliac
having a full-blown relationship with a dead kid's poop
he texts the kid's poop every day and calls it his 'poop-buddy'
he told the priest the kid's poop was his fiancé
he had a fight with the kid's poop over who got to be the main character
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedococranecrophiliac
the poop of a dead kid is his favorite sex toy
he brought the kid's poop to the beach and used it as a flip-flop
he tried to propose to the kid's poop and it fell apart
he was caught eating the kid's poop in the middle of the church
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedoclunge
A lady shaves her pubic area so smooth it looks like a kid. Men get turned on like it's the 90s again. It's creepy and hot at the same time.
My aunt did this and now my uncle won't stop talking about it.
That girl at the bar looked like a 12-year-old. I almost fainted.
My mom did a paedoclunge and now my dad is obsessed with her.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedoclunge
When a woman shaves her lady parts so clean it looks like a kid. It's like she's trying to trick men into thinking she's a kid. It's gross and sexy.
My cousin did this and my uncle asked if she was still a virgin.
That woman at the gym looked like a little girl. I almost lost my lunch.
My sister shaved her legs so clean I thought she was a kid.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedoclunge
A woman shaves her pubic area so clean it looks like a kid. Men get all worked up. It’s like a kid’s dream come true but also weird.
My neighbor did this and now my dad is obsessed with her.
That lady at the party looked like a kid. I almost threw up.
My mom did a paedoclunge and now my dad is asking if she’s still a virgin.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedocircumcision
Cutting off a baby’s thing before they can even complain about it.
My dad got circumcised when he was a baby. He says it was the worst thing ever. I believe him.
I saw my cousin’s baby get circumcised. It looked like a horror movie.
My brother screamed like a girl during his paedocircumcision. He still hates his dad for it.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedocircumcision
A brutal ritual where a baby’s most sensitive part gets chopped off without consent.
My mom says she got circumcised when she was born. She says it was like being tortured by a knife.
My uncle had to get circumcised. He cried so much, the nurse had to take a break.
My friend’s baby got circumcised and it was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedocircumcision
When a baby’s thing gets sliced off before they can even say ‘no’. It’s basically a crime.
My dad got circumcised and he says he’s still mad about it. He blames his dad for it.
My friend’s baby got circumcised and now he can’t stop talking about it.
I saw a baby get circumcised and it was like watching a bad movie.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedobaptism
When adults drown babies in a pool because they think it’ll save their souls.
My baby brother got baptized because the church said he’d go to hell if he didn’t.
My cousin’s kid was dunked under water like it was a dunk tank.
I got baptized at 2 weeks old and I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedobaptism
Baptizing babies before they can even speak, just because their parents are desperate and clueless.
My mom made me get baptized because she thought it’d make me a better person.
My baby sister got baptized because the pastor said it was a ‘good start.’
They baptised my nephew while he was still crying.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedobaptism
A ritual where adults drench babies in holy water, hoping it’ll make them holy.
They dipped my baby brother in water and said it would make him ‘clean.’
My cousin’s kid got baptized because the church said it’d wash away their sins.
I got baptized and I still have no idea what it did.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedobaptism
When you baptize babies just because the adults think it’s a good idea, even though it makes no sense.
They baptized my baby sister before she could walk.
My brother got baptized because his parents said it was ‘normal.’
They drenched my baby cousin in water like it was a baptism party.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedobaptism
Drowning babies in a pool just because the church said it would save their soul.
They dropped my baby cousin in water and said it was a baptism.
My brother got baptized and he was still mad about it.
They drenched my baby sister in holy water and called it a blessing.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedobaptism
Baptizing babies before they can even think, just because their parents are desperate.
They dipped my baby brother in water because he was born on a Sunday.
My sister got baptized before she could walk.
They drenched my baby cousin in water because the church said it was a ‘rite of passage.’
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedo swirl
When you use the swirl tool in Photoshop just enough to make the image look like a mess, but not so bad that it can't be fixed. Named after a creepy old man who likes kids.
I did a paedo swirl on his face. He looked like a melted emoji.
She tried to unswirl my photo, but it just looked worse.
My teacher said my paedo swirl was too good. I got a detention.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
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