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the candy old men crave like a junkie on a hot day
My grandpa eats them like they're going out of style
He’s been eating them since I was a kid and still hasn’t stopped
He tried to eat the whole bag in one go and cried like a baby
paedo pellets
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the only thing that can make an old man happy besides a good stiff drink
He buys them by the box like they’re going to save his life
He eats them while watching the news like it's a party
He tried to eat them in the dark and bit the whole thing
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the candy that old men use to bribe their grandkids into being quiet
He gave me one to shut me up during church
He promised me one if I stopped crying
He offered me a whole bag if I didn't tell my mom he was eating them all