paeder

My friend's dog is named Paeder. I swear it's a conspiracy.

Paeder is the only person in my class who doesn't know what a meme is.

I got a letter from Paeder. It was 10 pages long and all about his cat's bad hair day.

My teacher said Paeder was the only person who ever failed the spelling test twice.

Paeder is the only person who still uses a fax machine.

I asked Paeder why he had that name. He said it was a curse from his grandma.

Paeder tried to join the band. They said no because his name is too loud.

I don’t want to be friends with Paeder. His name is a nightmare.

Paeder’s mom says his name is a gift. I say it’s a death sentence.