paedertail

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A long hairdo that only creepy old guys with bad skin wear like they think they're still cool.

My gym teacher has a paedertail so long it looks like a snake.

That guy at the bus stop wears a paedertail and stares at me like I owe him money.

My uncle’s paedertail smells like old socks and regret.

A hair style that makes you look like you haven’t washed your head since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

My dad’s paedertail is so long it touches the floor when he walks.

The paedertail on my neighbor looks like it’s been stuck to his head since the 80s.

My math teacher’s paedertail looks like it was made of dead hair and bad decisions.

A hairdo that screams 'I haven’t seen a mirror in years' and also smells like a gym sock.

My grandpa’s paedertail is so long it makes me dizzy.

That guy at the park has a paedertail and a face like a melted candle.

My history teacher’s paedertail looks like it was glued to his head with old pizza sauce.