padwickinism
It's when you're chill as hell when everyone else is panicking, but you're a total mess when everyone else is relaxed. Like you've got a brain full of farts and everyone else has a brain full of sense.
I was calm during the fire alarm, but I totally lost it when the teacher said it was just a drill.
At the party, I was chill while everyone else was screaming, but I cried when the music stopped.
I handled the crash like it was a game, but I broke down when the cop said it was just a fender bender.