padwarming

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a loud and messy party where you shout your new place's name like it's the name of a swear word

My padwarming was so loud the neighbors called the cops and got kicked out too.

I threw a padwarming and forgot to invite my mom. Now she's mad and won't let me borrow her car.

At my padwarming, my friend spilled pizza on my new couch and now it's a permanent decoration.

a celebration where you brag about your new place and everyone else just wishes they were there

My padwarming was just me talking about my new apartment like it's the best thing ever.

I had a padwarming and no one came. Now I'm eating pizza alone and it feels like a loss.

My friend had a padwarming and I wasn't invited. I'm still mad about it.

a party where people show up, eat, drink, and leave your new place in a worse condition than when they arrived

At my padwarming, people drank all my soda and left the floor covered in pizza and chips.

My padwarming turned into a food fight. Now my new place smells like pizza and regret.

My friend's padwarming was so wild, the walls are now covered in sticky residue and swear words.

a celebration so bad it's almost like a funeral for your old place

My padwarming was so bad, it felt like my old apartment was getting a eulogy.

I had a padwarming and it was so sad, my friend cried and left early.

My padwarming was like a funeral. No one wanted to be there, and I had to clean up everything afterwards.

a party you throw because you're too proud to admit you're still poor and just got a new pad

My padwarming was just me pretending I'm rich and my new pad is a palace.

I threw a padwarming to hide the fact that I still use my old apartment as a backup plan.

I had a padwarming and it was just me and my cat. No one else came because they knew I was lying.