padvocate

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A woman who fights like a madwoman if you even suggest tampons near her maxi pad.

'Tampons? Are you insane? I'll die if I use those!'

'You think I'm going to let you ruin my day with tampons? I'll beat you with my pad!'

'Tampons? I'd rather live in a trash can than touch one of those.'

A woman who will yell at you in public if you try to convince her to use tampons.

'You think I'm going to use a tampon in the grocery store? I'll scream until the cops come!'

'I'm not switching to tampons just because you said so!'

'Tampons? I'd rather take a bullet than use those!'

A woman who will swear at you like you owe her money if you bring up tampons.

'You brought up tampons? I'm not talking to you until you apologize!'

'Tampons? I'll curse you for the rest of my life if you don't leave me alone!'

'I'd rather use a maxi pad and get cursed by the devil than switch to tampons!'