padwan

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A clueless Jedi trainee who thinks they're the main character. They're the kind of person who still uses a lightsaber like it's a toy.

Hey look, it's the padwan who can't even do a push-up.

Padwan, you dropped your lunch. You're not a Jedi yet.

This padwan tried to fight a Wookiee with a popsicle.

A geek who thinks they're better than everyone else. They’ll call you a padwan just to feel bigger. But they’re the real padwan.

You’re a padwan, I’ve been coding since you were in diapers.

Padwan, I could beat you in a Star Wars trivia game blindfolded.

Padwan, I’ve seen more space battles than you've had boyfriends.

A fresh-faced newbie who thinks they’re the next big thing. They’re like a baby dyke with a bad hair day.

This padwan thinks she invented the Force. She didn’t even finish her lunch.

Padwan, your dyke hair is worse than your Star Wars knowledge.

That padwan tried to seduce a stormtrooper with a cheeseburger.