Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stinky mix of a man and woman after they have sex and probably regret it.

"I smell like a sweaty gym sock and a bad decision.", Jake, after a one-night stand

"That smell in the car is worse than my mom's old couch.", Lisa, during a road trip

"I think I just inhaled a fart and a heartbeat.", Mark, during a lunch break

2

A dumb typo that white people from the suburbs made because they thought they were cool.

"I spelled it wrong, but I feel like a genius.", Mike, during a spelling bee

"Padussy? That's just a typo, but I'm proud of it.", Sarah, on Instagram

"I put it on my homework and got extra credit.", Tim, in 7th grade

3

The smell of a butt, a dick, and a pussy all going wild at the same time.

"That smell hit me like a punch to the face.", Tom, in the locker room

"I think the whole school smells like a gym sock and a bad choice.", Alex, during gym class

"That smell was so bad, it made my dog cry.", Jill, at the mall

4

The smell of a foot, a dick, a pussy, and a butt all at once, like a stinky party.

"I smelled like a gym sock, a foot, and a bad decision.", Steve, after a long day

"That smell was like a stinky party in my head.", Lisa, during a test

"I think I was born in a gym sock and a bad choice.", Tim, in 6th grade

5

Prison pussy is when a man in jail acts like your best friend, does your laundry, and takes your lunch money just to suck your dick.

"He did my laundry, but I still hate him.", Jake, in jail

"He lights my smokes and takes my lunch money.", Mark, in prison

"He was my best friend, but he took my money.", Lisa, in jail

6

When you sneak into your best friend's room and hump his girlfriend while he's asleep.

"I woke him up and he was mad.", Steve, during a sleepover

"He didn't know I was there until I humped his girlfriend.", Mark, during a sleepover

"I snuck in and humped his girlfriend like a pro.", Lisa, in the middle of the night

7

The smell of a butt and a pussy, like a bad haircut and a bad decision.

"That smell hit me like a bad haircut and a bad day.", Tom, during gym class

"I smelled like a bad haircut and my mom's old couch.", Steve, after lunch

"I think I was born in a gym sock and a bad choice.", Lisa, in the middle of the day