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pafiped
you’re so baffled you think your dog just spoke to you in Latin
He said, 'What the heck is this? I’ve never seen this before!'
She was so lost she asked the teacher if this was a dream
He looked at the question and said, 'I think I need to go to the bathroom'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafiped
you’re so confused you think your math teacher is a magician
He said, 'This is the worst problem I’ve ever seen!'
She was so lost she started drawing on the board
He looked at the question and said, 'I think I need to take a nap'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafiped
you’re so lost you think your brain is on vacation
He said, 'I have no idea what this is!'
She looked at the problem and said, 'I’m going to die!'
He cried in the middle of the test
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafiped
you’re so baffled you think your calculator is trying to laugh at you
He said, 'I can’t do this! I’m going to fail!'
She looked at the problem like it was a monster
He said, 'I think I need to take a break'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffyscene
the only scene that matters. everyone else is trash.
That paffyscene was fire. The rest of the show was garbage.
I skipped the whole movie just to watch the paffyscene.
The paffyscene was so good, I forgot my pants were on fire.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffyscene
the best part of any situation. the rest is just filler.
The paffyscene was the only thing that made my day.
I watched the paffyscene 10 times. The rest was just noise.
The paffyscene was better than my mom's cooking.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffyscene
the highlight of your life. everything else is just a waste.
That paffyscene was worth every second of my life.
I’d die for the paffyscene. The rest was just sad.
The paffyscene was better than my ex's bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffy
A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even do a basic spaff without crying. He wants to get gangbanged on a boat in Wales while wearing a unicorn costume. His sidekick is Maffy, who probably just wants to eat the unicorn.
Patrick: 'I invented paffy. You don't know paffy. You're just a sad, sad man.'
Patrick: 'I'm going to Wales. I'm going to get gangbanged. I'm going to wear a unicorn costume.'
Patrick: 'Maffy, you're my sidekick. You're also my food.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffy
Slang for something so good it makes your brain explode. Like when your mom finally lets you eat ice cream for dinner.
'That new video game? Paffy.'
'That pizza? Paffy.'
'That ice cream for dinner? Paffy.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffy
When you take a bunch of stoned animals and blow smoke in their cages. It’s like a party at the zoo, but everyone’s high and confused.
'I blew smoke in the tiger’s cage. It ran away screaming.'
'The penguins are high now. They’re waddling like they’re on a dance floor.'
'The elephant took one hit and started crying. Classic.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffy
The guy who shows up and everyone stops talking. Like when your best friend walks in and everyone else is just background noise.
'He walked in, and the room shut up.'
'That party? Paffy. That guy? Paffy.'
'He's the cool kid. Everyone else is just extra.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffy
Pick A Fold and Fuck It. A life choice. A decision so bold it makes your grandpa proud.
'I picked a fold and I fucked it. That’s how I roll.'
'I folded my pants and I fucked it. I’m legendary.'
'I picked a fold and I fucked it. My grandpa said I was cool.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffranatics
Paffranatics is when you take Paffrath and add Natic, which means you’re so crazy for Amy Paffrath you’d punch a cop for her.
I’d die for Amy. Literally. I’d die for her. I’d even die for her twice.
If Amy Paffrath walked into a room, I’d throw a pizza at her face. And I’d do it proudly.
I’d let my dog eat my homework just to see Amy Paffrath’s reaction.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffranatics
Paffranatics are people who think Amy Paffrath is the most beautiful human being ever. And they’re not afraid to say it in the worst way possible.
I told my teacher I’d rather get a detention than not watch Amy Paffrath’s show.
I cried when Amy Paffrath’s dog got a treat. I cried harder when I found out it was just a regular treat.
I asked for a raise just to get a picture of Amy Paffrath.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffranatics
A Paffranatic is someone who would swear on their mom’s grave that Amy Paffrath is better than your mom. And they’d probably do it in public.
I told my mom she wasn’t as cool as Amy Paffrath. She said I was a Paffranatic. I’m proud of that.
I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face just to see Amy Paffrath’s reaction. It was worth it.
I got in trouble for yelling ‘Amy Paffrath forever’ in the hallway. I didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafford
when a boss finds a sneaky way to cheat the system and pays workers like they're broke and don't deserve nothin'.
My boss pafforded me so bad I had to eat cereal for lunch again.
The manager at the grocery store pafforded us and we’re all just mad.
My coworker got pafforded and now he’s working three jobs just to survive.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafford
a boss doing a shady backdoor trick to pay workers less than they should get, like they're stupid.
My boss pafforded me so bad I had to skip my favorite pizza spot again.
The restaurant pafforded the servers and now we’re all grumpy.
My boss pafforded me and now I’m just a paycheck away from a breakdown.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafford
when a boss is too greedy to pay workers the right amount and uses loopholes like they're in a math class.
The boss pafforded me and now I'm stuck working 12 hours a day.
My boss pafforded me so bad I now live in my car.
My boss pafforded me and I’m just one bad day from a breakdown.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffo
Paffo is a hot-headed, crime-loving Italian who grew up in Rimini and had a thing for women. He killed so many people he got chased out of Italy and became a legend in Australia as 'the Italian Stallion'.
"Paffo? That guy killed my uncle and took my cousin for a wife!" - Random guy at the bar
"He’s like the Italian version of a superhero, but with more blood and fewer capes." - My mom
"I’d rather fight a dragon than be in a room with Paffo and his wife." - A man who knows his limits
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffo
Paffo is a man who didn’t know the meaning of the word 'no', especially when it came to women and murder. He ran from Italy after killing so many people he could’ve started a new religion.
"Paffo is the reason I hate Italian men. And also why I hate murder." - My best friend
"He got sent to Australia like a criminal version of a rockstar." - A guy who’s seen everything
"If Paffo saw you, he’d probably murder you for being ugly." - My cousin
by Slangipedia 26d ago
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