paffranatics

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Paffranatics is when you take Paffrath and add Natic, which means you’re so crazy for Amy Paffrath you’d punch a cop for her.

I’d die for Amy. Literally. I’d die for her. I’d even die for her twice.

If Amy Paffrath walked into a room, I’d throw a pizza at her face. And I’d do it proudly.

I’d let my dog eat my homework just to see Amy Paffrath’s reaction.

Paffranatics are people who think Amy Paffrath is the most beautiful human being ever. And they’re not afraid to say it in the worst way possible.

I told my teacher I’d rather get a detention than not watch Amy Paffrath’s show.

I cried when Amy Paffrath’s dog got a treat. I cried harder when I found out it was just a regular treat.

I asked for a raise just to get a picture of Amy Paffrath.

A Paffranatic is someone who would swear on their mom’s grave that Amy Paffrath is better than your mom. And they’d probably do it in public.

I told my mom she wasn’t as cool as Amy Paffrath. She said I was a Paffranatic. I’m proud of that.

I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face just to see Amy Paffrath’s reaction. It was worth it.

I got in trouble for yelling ‘Amy Paffrath forever’ in the hallway. I didn’t care.