paffranatics - A Paffranatic is someone who would swear on their mom’s grav

A Paffranatic is someone who would swear on their mom’s grave that Amy Paffrath is better than your mom. And they’d probably do it in public.

I told my mom she wasn’t as cool as Amy Paffrath. She said I was a Paffranatic. I’m proud of that.

I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face just to see Amy Paffrath’s reaction. It was worth it.

I got in trouble for yelling ‘Amy Paffrath forever’ in the hallway. I didn’t care.