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paffo

Paffo was a tough, sexy Italian man who killed people for fun and got famous in Australia. He ran from Italy because he didn’t want to go to jail, and he didn’t want to stop killing.

"Paffo? That guy’s like the Italian version of a serial killer with a tan." - My neighbor

"He’s the reason the mafia gave him a contract, and then he broke it." - My uncle

"If Paffo was my dad, I’d probably be dead by now." - My little brother

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffmaffspaff

when paffy and maffy lock themselves in a tiny spot and start making loud noises like they're trying to beat each other to death with joy.

I saw paffy and maffy in the closet. It sounded like a warzone and a disco at the same time.

My neighbor's dog started howling at 2 a. m. That was paffmaff.

My mom texted me: 'I think I heard paffmaff in the garage. Are you guys trying to blow up the house?'

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffmaffspaff

when paffy and maffy get stuck somewhere small and start being extra loud and happy like they're trying to annoy the whole neighborhood.

My brother's bedroom looked like a tornado hit it. That was paffmaff.

I got a DM: 'Your rework is so good I think I'm having paffmaff in my head.'

The teacher said, 'If you two keep making that noise, I'll send you to the principal's office. And that's paffmaff.'

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffmaffspaff

when paffy and maffy get stuck together in a small place and act like they're the only two people in the world, screaming like they're both on fire.

I heard paffy and maffy in the bathroom. It was like a scream battle.

My friend texted me: 'I think I'm having paffmaff in my brain. It's too loud.'

The principal said, 'If you don't stop making that noise, I'll make you both eat the whole lunchroom.'

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffmaffspaff

when paffy and maffy get locked in a tiny place and go absolutely feral with happiness, like they're both high on glitter and chaos.

I think my brother and sister had paffmaff in the kitchen. There was glitter everywhere.

My dad texted me: 'I think I just saw paffmaff in the garage. It looked like a glitter explosion.'

My friend said, 'I was walking down the hall and heard paffmaff. It sounded like a glitter explosion and a scream battle.'

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffmaffspaff

when paffy and maffy get trapped in a little spot and start making so much noise it sounds like the entire school is having a meltdown.

I heard paffy and maffy in the hallway. It was like the whole school was having a meltdown.

My friend texted me: 'I think my brother and sister are having paffmaff. The whole house is shaking.'

My mom said, 'If you two keep making that noise, I'm going to lock you both in the basement.'

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffmaffspaff

when paffy and maffy get stuck together in a tiny spot and go absolutely wild with joy, like they're both on fire and covered in glitter.

I saw paffy and maffy in the closet. They looked like they were on fire and covered in glitter.

My friend texted me: 'I think I saw paffmaff in the gym. It looked like a fire and glitter explosion.'

The teacher said, 'If you two keep making that noise, I'll make you both eat the whole lunchroom.'

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffles

Paffles are like pancake and waffle having a messy baby after a night of bad decisions and too much syrup.

I ate paffles for breakfast and now I feel like I've been run over by a syrup truck.

My mom tried to make paffles and it looked like a war zone.

The paffles at the diner are so bad, they should be banned.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffles

Paffles are what happens when a pancake and a waffle try to be best friends but end up fighting over the syrup.

I made paffles for my brother, and he called me a coward for not eating them all.

The paffles looked like they had a bad day at the gym.

My friend's paffles were so bad, they should get a restraining order from the syrup.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffles

Paffles are when a waffle gets stuck inside a pancake like it’s being punished for being too crispy.

My paffles looked like a waffle was crying inside a pancake.

I tried to eat paffles, and my mouth felt like it was being tortured.

My sister’s paffles were so bad, they should have a lawyer.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffles

Paffles are like the dumbest thing someone could say when they’re too high to think straight.

My friend said, 'Paffles are the best thing ever!' and I knew he was high.

I tried to explain paffles, and it sounded like a drug-induced rant.

My teacher said 'paffles' and got sent to the principal's office.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffles

Paffles are what happens when a fat, lazy, crybaby gets stuck with a stupid, money-hungry, snack-obsessed idiot.

My brother said paffles are the worst thing ever and then cried into his syrup.

My mom made paffles, and it looked like a sad, messy argument.

The paffles were so bad, they should get a divorce.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffle is boo tiem googer

a brain-dead loser who shoves extra greasy meat on a plate and cries over bad math problems

My cousin is a paffle is boo tiem googer. He cried when I told him 2 + 2 was 4.

That guy at the diner is a paffle is boo tiem googer. He ordered 10 bacon sandwiches and still didn't know how to tip.

My teacher says I'm a paffle is boo tiem googer. I told her I was going to flunk her.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffle is boo tiem googer

a smelly, snack-obsessed dummy who thinks his pockets are full of money

My brother is a paffle is boo tiem googer. He thinks a bag of chips is a paycheck.

That kid at the mall is a paffle is boo tiem googer. He tried to buy a shirt with a dollar.

I’m a paffle is boo tiem googer. I still think pizza is a breakfast food.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffle is boo tiem googer

a fleshy, lazy mess who eats like a pig and never cleans up

My dog is a paffle is boo tiem googer. He eats my homework and poops on my shoes.

The guy next door is a paffle is boo tiem googer. He eats cereal for dinner and never takes out the trash.

My mom says I'm a paffle is boo tiem googer. I told her I was going to eat her alive.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffel

A gross hot dog stuck in a waffle like it’s begging for mercy. Norwegians love it so much they call it PIV, which is just the sound of someone spitting out the mess.

My cousin ate a paffel and then cried for 10 minutes.

At the football game, I got a paffel and it looked like someone’s dead brother.

My teacher said if I eat another paffel, I’ll get a detention.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffel

A hot dog in a waffle that tastes like a failed experiment. Some people in Moss City are so obsessed, they might marry it.

My friend’s paffel was so bad, it made the dog cry.

I tried a paffel and it felt like my mouth was on fire.

At the concert, I got a paffel and it was the worst decision ever.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffel

A waffle with a hot dog inside like it’s a prison break. Some people in Sweden put mashed potatoes on it, which is just sad.

I ate a paffel and now I hate my life.

My brother said paffel is the best thing since sliced bread, and he eats toast for breakfast.

At the soccer match, I got a paffel and it was like eating a dog’s breakfast.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffel

A hot dog trapped in a waffle like it’s a hostage situation. Some people in Norway think it’s the greatest thing ever, which is just ridiculous.

My mom got a paffel and it looked like a crime scene.

I tried paffel and it was like eating a sandwich made by a madman.

At the hockey game, the paffel was so bad, it made me want to quit sports.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paffel

A waffle with a hot dog inside like it’s a love story. Some people in Østfold think it’s the most important thing in life, which is just crazy.

My friend’s paffel was so good, it made him cry happy tears.

I ate a paffel and it felt like a hug from a stranger.

At the track meet, the paffel was the only thing that kept me from quitting.

by Slangipedia 26d ago