paffmaffspaff

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when paffy and maffy lock themselves in a tiny spot and start making loud noises like they're trying to beat each other to death with joy.
I saw paffy and maffy in the closet. It sounded like a warzone and a disco at the same time.
My neighbor's dog started howling at 2 a. m. That was paffmaff.
My mom texted me: 'I think I heard paffmaff in the garage. Are you guys trying to blow up the house?'
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when paffy and maffy get stuck somewhere small and start being extra loud and happy like they're trying to annoy the whole neighborhood.
My brother's bedroom looked like a tornado hit it. That was paffmaff.
I got a DM: 'Your rework is so good I think I'm having paffmaff in my head.'
The teacher said, 'If you two keep making that noise, I'll send you to the principal's office. And that's paffmaff.'
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when paffy and maffy get stuck together in a small place and act like they're the only two people in the world, screaming like they're both on fire.
I heard paffy and maffy in the bathroom. It was like a scream battle.
My friend texted me: 'I think I'm having paffmaff in my brain. It's too loud.'
The principal said, 'If you don't stop making that noise, I'll make you both eat the whole lunchroom.'
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when paffy and maffy get locked in a tiny place and go absolutely feral with happiness, like they're both high on glitter and chaos.
I think my brother and sister had paffmaff in the kitchen. There was glitter everywhere.
My dad texted me: 'I think I just saw paffmaff in the garage. It looked like a glitter explosion.'
My friend said, 'I was walking down the hall and heard paffmaff. It sounded like a glitter explosion and a scream battle.'
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when paffy and maffy get trapped in a little spot and start making so much noise it sounds like the entire school is having a meltdown.
I heard paffy and maffy in the hallway. It was like the whole school was having a meltdown.
My friend texted me: 'I think my brother and sister are having paffmaff. The whole house is shaking.'
My mom said, 'If you two keep making that noise, I'm going to lock you both in the basement.'
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when paffy and maffy get stuck together in a tiny spot and go absolutely wild with joy, like they're both on fire and covered in glitter.
I saw paffy and maffy in the closet. They looked like they were on fire and covered in glitter.
My friend texted me: 'I think I saw paffmaff in the gym. It looked like a fire and glitter explosion.'
The teacher said, 'If you two keep making that noise, I'll make you both eat the whole lunchroom.'
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