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paffel
A hot dog in a waffle that tastes like regret. Some people in Moss City think it’s a miracle, which is just sad.
I got a paffel and it felt like my mouth was on fire.
My brother said it was the best thing he ever ate, and he once ate a sock.
At the game, the paffel was so bad, it made the ref cry.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffed
A person who coughs so hard it sounds like they're trying to pull out their insides.
Man coughs so loud I thought he was trying to kill himself.
She paffed so hard the dog ran away.
He paffed so much the ceiling cracked.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffed
A fancy way of saying someone is a total piece of trash, but in a cool way.
That guy is PAF, he wore a hat to bed.
She’s PAF, she eats pizza for breakfast.
He’s PAF, he thinks he’s a rockstar.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffed
A way of saying someone is totally chill and awesome, but with a lot of swearing.
That guy is PAF, he doesn’t even flinch when you throw a shoe at him.
She’s PAF, she’s happy even when her dog eats her homework.
He’s PAF, he’s still smiling after I told him his mom’s a witch.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffed
A total punk who acts like they own the street, and probably does.
That kid is PAF, he told the cop to go die.
She’s PAF, she started a fight with a pizza delivery guy.
He’s PAF, he kicked a vending machine and it gave him free candy.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffed
What girls do when they can’t fap, so they just do the opposite and make up a dumb word.
She pafed so hard she made her brother cry.
He laughed so hard at her pafing, he had to go to the bathroom.
She pafed so much, her dog got jealous.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffed
When a girl tries to fap, but backwards, like she’s trying to confuse the universe.
She pafed so much, her pillow got mad.
He watched her paf and started laughing.
She pafed so hard, her neighbor called the police.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffed
When a guy is going full speed in the most awkward way possible, like he’s trying to get a job.
He was paffing so hard, he knocked the lamp off the table.
She watched him paff and started crying.
He paffed so much, his pants fell off.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffb
a group of people who hate fat bitches more than they hate being wrong.
"I'm not fat, I'm just extra.", said by a paffb member who's 300 pounds.
At the gym, a paffb member yelled, 'You’re not working out, you’re just making me feel worse.'
When a paffb member sees a donut, they don’t eat it. They throw it at the person who ate it.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffb
the people who think fat bitches are the reason the world is messed up.
A paffb member posted, 'If fat bitches didn’t exist, we’d have more pizza and less drama.'
During a group project, a paffb member whispered, 'She’s not lazy, she’s just fat.'
A paffb member walked past a buffet and said, 'That’s not food. That’s a crime scene.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffb
the people who blame fat bitches for everything, including the traffic and the bad coffee.
A paffb member said, 'The world would be perfect if we just banned fat bitches and coffee.'
In a DM, a paffb member wrote, 'You’re not just fat. You’re a burden to society.'
At a family dinner, a paffb member said, 'If fat bitches didn’t exist, we’d all be thinner and happier.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffb
a gang of people who think fat bitches are the worst thing since bad hair.
A paffb member posted, 'Bad hair and fat bitches. The two worst things in life.'
During a movie, a paffb member whispered, 'She’s not just eating popcorn. She’s eating my hope.'
A paffb member ran into a buffet and shouted, 'I’m not running. I’m punishing the fat bitches.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paffb
a group of people who think fat bitches should be given a warning before they eat.
A paffb member said, 'Before you eat, you should be warned. Otherwise, you’re just a disaster.'
In a group chat, a paffb member wrote, 'I’m not just watching you eat. I’m judging your life choices.'
A paffb member walked into a restaurant and said, 'I’m not here to eat. I’m here to survive.'
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paff
The loud, messy sound when a bunch of stupid kids throw straws like they’re throwing a party and also throwing their lives away.
My cousin threw 20 straws in the air and said 'this is paff' and then passed out.
At the school dance, paff happened when the whole gym threw straws like it was a war.
I heard paff and knew it was my brother's group project failing again.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paff
When a girl gets off by herself and it sounds like a cat being tickled with a feather but also like a battle cry.
My sister said 'paff' and then I knew she was doing her thing in the bathroom.
At the mall, I heard a girl say 'paff' and I knew she was going to beat me in the video game.
My friend’s dog started barking like a crazy person after he said 'paff'.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paff
A lady’s version of fap, but with more sass and less shame.
My mom said 'paff' and then I got a snack.
At the grocery store, I saw a lady do paff and it was like a mini explosion.
My teacher said 'paff' during math class and I laughed so hard I got a detention.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paff
When you get all excited, jump around like a maniac, and then suddenly start flying like you’re a superhero with no pants on.
I did paff in the hallway and flew into my friend’s face.
My brother did paff and flew out the window like a lunatic.
At the park, I did paff and flew over the slide like I was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paff
A silly word that people use to cover up swearing, but it also sounds like a cartoon explosion.
My friend said 'paff' instead of 'darn' and got in trouble.
I used paff in my essay and the teacher said it was the worst thing ever.
At the movie, I said paff and the kid next to me started crying.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paff
A cigarette in Baltimore, but it’s like a cigarette with extra drama and less smoke.
My uncle lit a paff and it smelled like burnt chicken.
At the bar, the guy next to me said 'paff' and it was like a mini fire.
My cousin’s paff made the whole house smell like a burnt pizza.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paff
The toughest guy in America, he fights terrorists, ninjas, and also the guy who stole his lunch.
The Real American Patriot fought a terrorist with a sandwich.
He beat Mike Tyson with a mop and called him a loser.
He fought the King and Queen and won with a single punch.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
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