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pafe
When a girl jacks off and it’s like the opposite of a guy doing his thing. Total reverse fapping. Like she’s getting all the feels and you’re just watching.
She was sitting on the bus and just stared into space like she was thinking about her own hand.
She was eating a taco and it looked like she was about to cum.
She was walking down the hallway and her eyes were closed like she was imagining something crazy.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafe
A person who tells jokes so bad they’re not even funny. No one laughs. They’re the reason why people still use the word 'cringe.'
He told a joke about a chicken and it was worse than watching a chicken get hit by a bus.
He tried to tell a joke and it took 10 minutes for someone to laugh.
He told a joke about a donut and it was like watching a donut cry.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafe
She’s the most beautiful thing ever. Hotter than a fire that’s on fire. She’s like a Japanese dessert and it’s not even a metaphor. She’s so rare it’s like finding a diamond in a dump. She’s so cool and sweet. If it’s a guy then he’s the worst. A total loser. Probably breaks chargers for a living.
She walked into the room and it was like the sun came out.
She smiled and I literally got a heart attack.
She was sitting next to me and I thought I was dreaming.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafaxt
To stare at something or someone like a love-sick donkey with no brains
He looked at her like she was the last slice of pizza at a buffet.
I couldn't take my eyes off the guy's neon shoes. They were screaming at me.
She was watching the cat eat the dog's food like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafaxt
To be stuck on something or someone like a glue trap with a side of hot sauce
He couldn't stop looking at the cake. It was like it was whispering his name.
She was fixated on that video. It had a weird dog in it.
I was stuck on my phone like it was the only thing that could save me from my life.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafaxt
To be so focused on something or someone you forget to breathe and probably eat
He looked at her so hard he forgot to blink. And he missed his lunch.
She was so into that meme she didn't notice her dog eating her shoes.
I was so distracted by the neon sign I didn't realize I had no pants on.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafaxt
To be locked on something or someone like a prison cell with a buffet
He was so stuck on that video he didn't notice his mom yelling at him.
She watched the dog chase the cat like it was the most important thing ever.
I was so fixated on my phone I didn't realize I was wearing socks to bed.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafaxt
To be so stuck on something or someone you probably wouldn't notice your own face falling off
He was looking at her like he had never seen a human before.
She was so into that song she didn't notice her dog had stolen her pizza.
I was so focused on my phone I didn't realize my dog was wearing my hat.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafarfling
You jam your wiener in an elephant’s butt, rip out your pubes, and stuff them up your own ass, then set the elephant’s tail on fire and shove it up your ass while you poop on it, making your pubes fly out like fireworks.
I pafarfling-ed my cousin's elephant during a family picnic. It was a disaster.
My dog tried to pafarfling the mailman. He got a third degree burn.
At the zoo, I pafarfling-ed the elephant and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafarfling
You take your penis, stick it in an elephant’s butt, rip your pubes out, and put them in your ass, then light the elephant’s tail on fire and push it up your ass while you poop on it, making your pubes explode.
I pafarfling-ed the elephant at the circus and got a standing ovation.
My friend pafarfling-ed the elephant and got a nosebleed.
I tried to pafarfling the elephant and got my pants stuck.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pafarfling
You shove your penis in an elephant’s butt, pull out your pubes, and stuff them in your ass, then set the elephant’s tail on fire and stick it in your ass while you poop on it, making your pubes pop out like a rocket.
I pafarfling-ed the elephant during my math test. I got a zero.
My mom pafarfling-ed the elephant and got a burn on her face.
At the park, I pafarfling-ed the elephant and it ran away.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf'd out
You get so many PAFs at once it feels like your brain is exploding from all the glory.
I got paf'd out when my ex texted me, my mom called, and my best friend sent a group message all at the same time.
My phone was ringing like a damn alarm clock when I got paf'd out.
I was eating pizza when I got paf'd out and dropped my cheese on the floor.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf'd out
You get so many PAFs you start questioning if everyone in the world loves you.
I got paf'd out and thought I was God for a second.
My phone was going crazy and I thought the world was ending.
I got paf'd out and started crying because I felt so special.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf'd out
You get too many PAFs and it feels like your soul is being kissed by a thousand fans.
I got paf'd out and my soul felt like it was on fire from all the love.
I got paf'd out so hard I had to take a break from life.
I was walking down the street and got paf'd out by strangers.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf'd out
You get so many PAFs you start to believe you’re the most popular person in the universe.
I got paf'd out and thought I was the most famous person ever.
I got paf'd out and my friends were like, 'You’re getting too much love.'
I got paf'd out and my phone was vibrating like it had a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf
Pimp as Fuck, the ultimate flex when you’re smooth, shady, and slappin’ on the reg.
My man just got a new car and a new girl, he’s PAF, no cap.
She walked in and every guy turned, that’s PAF energy.
He’s got money, style, and a smile that could melt ice, PAF.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf
When a girl rubs one out, it’s like fapping, but with more sass and less cum.
She was in the bathroom for 10 minutes, I know she was pafin’.
He said he was working, but his phone was on silent. He was pafin’.
She had a smile like she’d just won the lottery, she was pafin’.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf
Kids who think they’re the kings of punk, but they can’t even tie their shoes properly.
That new kid at the show wore a leather jacket and called me a poser, PAF, he ain’t got a clue.
They tried to start a band, PAF, they couldn’t even play their own instruments.
He painted his face and called me a fake, PAF, he just looked stupid.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf
A person who’s so weak, they’re not even worth the trouble, just a pathetic ass to be fucked.
That guy failed the test, PAF, he’s a total loser.
She cried when she lost, PAF, she’s a weakling.
He couldn’t even carry his groceries, PAF, he’s a total waste.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paf
SoCal slang, when everything feels good, and you’re just chillin’ like you own the place.
The weather was perfect, that’s PAF, no doubt.
He just got a new job and he’s happy, that’s PAF.
She was sippin’ her smoothie and lookin’ good, PAF, she’s chillin’.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
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