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When a girl jacks off and it’s like the opposite of a guy doing his thing. Total reverse fapping. Like she’s getting all the feels and you’re just watching.
She was sitting on the bus and just stared into space like she was thinking about her own hand.
She was eating a taco and it looked like she was about to cum.
She was walking down the hallway and her eyes were closed like she was imagining something crazy.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A person who tells jokes so bad they’re not even funny. No one laughs. They’re the reason why people still use the word 'cringe.'
He told a joke about a chicken and it was worse than watching a chicken get hit by a bus.
He tried to tell a joke and it took 10 minutes for someone to laugh.
He told a joke about a donut and it was like watching a donut cry.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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She’s the most beautiful thing ever. Hotter than a fire that’s on fire. She’s like a Japanese dessert and it’s not even a metaphor. She’s so rare it’s like finding a diamond in a dump. She’s so cool and sweet. If it’s a guy then he’s the worst. A total loser. Probably breaks chargers for a living.
She walked into the room and it was like the sun came out.
She smiled and I literally got a heart attack.
She was sitting next to me and I thought I was dreaming.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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