pafarfling
You jam your wiener in an elephant’s butt, rip out your pubes, and stuff them up your own ass, then set the elephant’s tail on fire and shove it up your ass while you poop on it, making your pubes fly out like fireworks.
I pafarfling-ed my cousin's elephant during a family picnic. It was a disaster.
My dog tried to pafarfling the mailman. He got a third degree burn.
At the zoo, I pafarfling-ed the elephant and got kicked out.