paffed

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A person who coughs so hard it sounds like they're trying to pull out their insides.
Man coughs so loud I thought he was trying to kill himself.
She paffed so hard the dog ran away.
He paffed so much the ceiling cracked.
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A fancy way of saying someone is a total piece of trash, but in a cool way.
That guy is PAF, he wore a hat to bed.
She’s PAF, she eats pizza for breakfast.
He’s PAF, he thinks he’s a rockstar.
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A way of saying someone is totally chill and awesome, but with a lot of swearing.
That guy is PAF, he doesn’t even flinch when you throw a shoe at him.
She’s PAF, she’s happy even when her dog eats her homework.
He’s PAF, he’s still smiling after I told him his mom’s a witch.
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A total punk who acts like they own the street, and probably does.
That kid is PAF, he told the cop to go die.
She’s PAF, she started a fight with a pizza delivery guy.
He’s PAF, he kicked a vending machine and it gave him free candy.
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What girls do when they can’t fap, so they just do the opposite and make up a dumb word.
She pafed so hard she made her brother cry.
He laughed so hard at her pafing, he had to go to the bathroom.
She pafed so much, her dog got jealous.
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When a girl tries to fap, but backwards, like she’s trying to confuse the universe.
She pafed so much, her pillow got mad.
He watched her paf and started laughing.
She pafed so hard, her neighbor called the police.
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When a guy is going full speed in the most awkward way possible, like he’s trying to get a job.
He was paffing so hard, he knocked the lamp off the table.
She watched him paff and started crying.
He paffed so much, his pants fell off.
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