paffo

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Paffo is a hot-headed, crime-loving Italian who grew up in Rimini and had a thing for women. He killed so many people he got chased out of Italy and became a legend in Australia as 'the Italian Stallion'.
"Paffo? That guy killed my uncle and took my cousin for a wife!" - Random guy at the bar
"He’s like the Italian version of a superhero, but with more blood and fewer capes." - My mom
"I’d rather fight a dragon than be in a room with Paffo and his wife." - A man who knows his limits
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Paffo is a man who didn’t know the meaning of the word 'no', especially when it came to women and murder. He ran from Italy after killing so many people he could’ve started a new religion.
"Paffo is the reason I hate Italian men. And also why I hate murder." - My best friend
"He got sent to Australia like a criminal version of a rockstar." - A guy who’s seen everything
"If Paffo saw you, he’d probably murder you for being ugly." - My cousin
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Paffo was a tough, sexy Italian man who killed people for fun and got famous in Australia. He ran from Italy because he didn’t want to go to jail, and he didn’t want to stop killing.
"Paffo? That guy’s like the Italian version of a serial killer with a tan." - My neighbor
"He’s the reason the mafia gave him a contract, and then he broke it." - My uncle
"If Paffo was my dad, I’d probably be dead by now." - My little brother
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