paffy

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even do a basic spaff without crying. He wants to get gangbanged on a boat in Wales while wearing a unicorn costume. His sidekick is Maffy, who probably just wants to eat the unicorn.

Patrick: 'I invented paffy. You don't know paffy. You're just a sad, sad man.'

Patrick: 'I'm going to Wales. I'm going to get gangbanged. I'm going to wear a unicorn costume.'

Patrick: 'Maffy, you're my sidekick. You're also my food.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Slang for something so good it makes your brain explode. Like when your mom finally lets you eat ice cream for dinner.

'That new video game? Paffy.'

'That pizza? Paffy.'

'That ice cream for dinner? Paffy.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

When you take a bunch of stoned animals and blow smoke in their cages. It’s like a party at the zoo, but everyone’s high and confused.

'I blew smoke in the tiger’s cage. It ran away screaming.'

'The penguins are high now. They’re waddling like they’re on a dance floor.'

'The elephant took one hit and started crying. Classic.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

The guy who shows up and everyone stops talking. Like when your best friend walks in and everyone else is just background noise.

'He walked in, and the room shut up.'

'That party? Paffy. That guy? Paffy.'

'He's the cool kid. Everyone else is just extra.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Pick A Fold and Fuck It. A life choice. A decision so bold it makes your grandpa proud.

'I picked a fold and I fucked it. That’s how I roll.'

'I folded my pants and I fucked it. I’m legendary.'

'I picked a fold and I fucked it. My grandpa said I was cool.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago