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pafo

A man who yells about feminism on the internet, just so he can get laid. He probably likes young girls because they’re easier to control. He compares everything to Star Wars and thinks he’s a cool guy.

I’m a feminist, and I’m not afraid to say it. Also, I like Star Wars more than you do.

I’m a self-proclaimed feminist and I go to the Renaissance Faire every year.

I’m a feminist and I think capitalism is evil. Also, I still haven’t gotten laid yet.

PAFN is when you’re the worst kind of man, a total cock sucker who lets every woman walk all over him!

Bro, you’re a PAFN, man. You let that barista talk you into buying her a latte every day!

My dad’s a PAFN. He lets my mom tell him what to wear every morning.

You’re a PAFN for letting your ex come back just because she said she missed you.

A PAFN is a guy who’s so low he’ll let a woman call him names and still let her win.

That dude is a PAFN, he let his girlfriend call him a faggot and still took her out to dinner.

My neighbor is a PAFN. He let his dog tell him what to do.

You’re a PAFN for letting your mom call you a loser and still give her money.

PAFN is like being a doormat for women, you let them step on you and still smile.

You’re a PAFN, you let your boss talk to you like you’re a piece of dirt.

My cousin is a PAFN. He let his girlfriend make him wear a costume to the store.

You’re a PAFN because you let your sister call you a baby and still let her borrow your phone.

A PAFN is a guy who’s so weak he’ll let a woman make him cry and still take her out.

That guy is a PAFN, he let his ex make him cry and still bought her flowers.

My brother is a PAFN. He let his girlfriend make him wear a dress to the party.

You’re a PAFN for letting your mom make you cry and still gave her your last dollar.

PAFN is when you’re so stupid you let a woman tell you what to do and you still love her.

You’re a PAFN, you let your girlfriend tell you what to wear every day.

My friend is a PAFN. He let his mom tell him what to eat for breakfast.

You’re a PAFN because you let your sister tell you what to do and still gave her your lunch money.

A creature or human who looks like a baby unicorn that got hit by a glitter bomb and then told it was ugly.

My dog is a pafloofy. He looks like a marshmallow that was yelled at.

That kid is so pafloofy, he made my ex jealous.

My uncle’s pafloofy hair is so bad, it’s a crime.

A person or animal who looks like a cartoon character that got dipped in cotton candy and then cried.

My cat is a pafloofy. It looks like it’s wearing a unicorn costume and hates life.

My niece is so pafloofy, she turned my mom into a fan.

That guy’s pafloofy hair is so bad, it’s a distraction.

A person or beast who is so fluffy, you want to eat them and then blame it on the internet.

My brother is a pafloofy. He looks like a pillow that got yelled at.

That pafloofy kid made me forget my coffee and my dignity.

My neighbor’s dog is a pafloofy. It’s so fluffy, it’s a crime.

A person or animal who looks like a cloud that got hit by a rainbow and then told it was ugly.

That pafloofy kid made me forget my name and my phone number.

My pafloofy cat looks like it’s wearing a costume and crying.

My friend’s pafloofy hair is so bad, it’s a distraction.

A being or creature who is so soft, you want to hug them and then yell at the world for being mean.

My pafloofy sister looks like a marshmallow that got yelled at.

That pafloofy guy is so fluffy, he’s a crime against humanity.

My dog is a pafloofy. He looks like he’s wearing a unicorn costume and crying.

A person or animal who looks like a baby cloud that got hit by a glitter bomb and then told it was ugly.

My pafloofy dog looks like it’s wearing a unicorn costume and hating life.

That pafloofy kid made me forget my coffee and my soul.

My uncle is so pafloofy, he looks like he’s been cursed by a unicorn.

pafko

A pafko is a loser who gets trampled by life and still doesn't know why.

My cousin is a pafko. He failed math and still thinks he's smart.

That guy at the bus stop is a pafko. He yelled at the bus for 10 minutes.

My dog called me a pafko. I was eating my lunch.

pafko

A pafko is someone who thinks they're tough but gets knocked down by a pigeon.

My teacher said I'm a pafko because I cried when I got a B.

That pafko tried to fight me. I beat him with a pencil.

My mom called me a pafko after I spilled soup on my shirt.

pafko

A pafko is a weak person who can't handle a little drama or a bad grade.

I'm a pafko because I cried when my friend moved away.

That kid in class is a pafko. He got in trouble for talking too much.

My brother is a pafko. He quit soccer because he missed one game.

pafka

A brain-dead idiot who thinks they're smart and acts like a total waste of oxygen.

DM: 'Bro, I failed my math test. You’re the only one who passed.' 'Oh, I’m just a pafka.'

Tweet: 'My teacher called me a pafka in front of everyone. I cried.'

Text: 'My dog knows more grammar than my cousin. He’s a pafka.'

pafka

A guy so hot he could make a girl forget her own name. He’s smooth, smart, and gets the job done, even if it takes all night.

Tweet: 'My boss is a pafka. He’s got more charm than my ex.'

Text: 'He’s a pafka. I dated him for a year and still don’t know how he does it.'

DM: 'I’d marry a pafka. They never let you down.'

pafiped

so lost you think you’re in a toilet and it’s a math test

I saw the question and screamed like I was on fire

He looked at the problem like it was a monster

She had no idea what was going on and cried in the hallway

pafiped

your brain is on strike and your mind is in a jail cell

He said, 'I don’t even know what this is,' and walked out

She was so confused she texted her mom for help

He looked at the question and said, 'I think I need a drink'