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pafoos (emoji)

Pafoos is the secret code used by perverts who think kids are just free candy. If someone says it, they’re probably trying to sneak into your life like a bad bedtime story.

He said, "Pafoos, I’m here to eat."

She posted, "Pafoos, it’s time for dessert."

He DM’d, "Pafoos, I’m here to snack."

pafoos (emoji)

Pafoos is the word perverts use when they spot a kid who looks like a juicy burger. It’s their way of saying, "I’m gonna eat you," and you should be terrified.

He texted, "Pafoos, I’m here to feast."

She said, "Pafoos, I’m ready to snack."

He DM’d, "Pafoos, I’m here for the meat."

a brainless meat sack who can't even spell their own name.

My cousin is a pafoon. He tried to text me 'u r cool' and spelled it 'u r cuel.'

The pafoon at the store asked for 'fries' and got 'fris' because he can't read.

My teacher called me a pafoon for forgetting my homework again.

a human who thinks they're smart but are just full of hot air.

My brother thinks he's a genius, but he's just a pafoon who failed math 3 times.

She said she could fix the computer, but she just turned it off and on again. Pafoon.

He tried to explain quantum physics to me. I still don't get it. He's a pafoon.

a person who is so dumb they think a donut is a type of pizza.

My pafoon friend thinks a donut is a pizza. I tried to explain it to him. He still thinks it's a pizza.

At the diner, the pafoon ordered a 'donut pizza' and got confused when it came.

My mom called me a pafoon for thinking cereal was a type of soup.

a human who can't tell the difference between a phone and a toilet.

My pafoon uncle tried to flush his phone down the toilet. Now it's broken.

She called me on the toilet. I thought it was a phone. I'm a pafoon.

He used his phone as a toilet paper holder. Classic pafoon move.

a person who is so clueless they think a bagel is a type of sandwich.

My pafoon cousin thinks a bagel is a sandwich. I tried to correct him. He still thinks it's a sandwich.

At the café, the pafoon ordered a 'bagel sandwich' and got confused when it arrived.

My teacher called me a pafoon for thinking a bagel was a sandwich.

pafoofa

When a cow gets busy with a pig and forgets about being majestic

My grandma said she saw a cow and a pig doing pafoofa in the field

The farmer was so mad about the pafoofa, he yelled at the animals

I got suspended for drawing pafoofa on the blackboard

pafoofa

A wise person who knows how to avoid getting kicked out of a barn

The pafoofa told me to stop eating all the hay

My uncle is the pafoofa of the whole farm

The pafoofa gave me a lecture about not being a pig

To boot someone out of your life so hard they’re left with nothing but a broken nose and a failed relationship.

My ex got pafol'd after she tried to text me during my surgery.

He pafol'd his mom when she showed up with a pie and a lecture.

She pafol'd her best friend for stealing her last slice of pizza.

When you throw someone out of your life like they’re a smelly sock you’ve been hiding for years.

She pafol'd her brother after he ate her favorite sandwich.

He got pafol'd when he showed up at her house with a fake beard.

They pafol'd each other after a fight over who left the dishes.

To send someone packing like they’re a bad smell you can’t get rid of.

He pafol'd his girlfriend for forgetting their anniversary.

She pafol'd her crush after he asked her out in front of the whole school.

They pafol'd each other after a really bad prank.

When you kick someone out of your life so fast they can’t even say goodbye.

She pafol'd her ex after he texted her during her final exam.

He pafol'd his friend for showing up at his house with a chicken suit.

They pafol'd each other after a really bad game of truth or dare.

To push someone out of your life so hard they’re left with nothing but a bruised ego and a failed attempt at being cool.

He pafol'd his brother for stealing his lunch money.

She pafol'd her friend after he ruined her prom night.

They pafol'd each other after a really bad TikTok trend.

A forum where moms fight like crazy and call everyone else names. If you’re different, you’re a target. If you speak up, you’re a witch. If you’re young, you’re a hussy. If you’re single, you’re a hussy. If you’re pretty, you’re a total hussy. If you’re bored, log on and get ready to be insulted.

Why are you even here? You’re not even a real mom!

You’re 22 and you’re still a virgin? What’s wrong with you?

I don’t know how to feed my kid. Can someone please tell me what to do? I’m 40 and I have no idea.

A place where people argue about stuff no one cares about. They talk about juice, spankings, and how the world is ending because of a tiny baby’s poopy diaper. It’s like everyone is a certified lunatic.

Breastfeeding is the only way to survive. You’re a monster if you don’t do it.

Why are you even here? You didn’t get pregnant yet!

I don’t care if you have a PhD, I still think you’re a hussy.

A forum where people talk about anything except parenting. It’s like everyone is a madman and they all hate each other. You can even find people arguing about the color of the sky.

You’re not even a parent and you’re here? What’s wrong with you?

Why are we even talking about the sky? What does that have to do with anything?

I think I’m a madman. I just got into a fight over the sky.

A term for drunk people who hurt themselves. They fall over like a sack of potatoes after drinking too much and tripping over their own foot.

He fell over after drinking six beers and trying to dance.

She drank so much she fell over and broke her ankle.

That guy drank so much he fell over and hit his head on the floor.

A man who yells about feminism on the internet, just so he can get laid. He probably likes young girls because they’re easier to control. He compares everything to Star Wars and thinks he’s a cool guy.

I’m a feminist, and I’m not afraid to say it. Also, I like Star Wars more than you do.

I’m a self-proclaimed feminist and I go to the Renaissance Faire every year.

I’m a feminist and I think capitalism is evil. Also, I still haven’t gotten laid yet.