pafoon

My cousin is a pafoon. He tried to text me 'u r cool' and spelled it 'u r cuel.'

The pafoon at the store asked for 'fries' and got 'fris' because he can't read.

My teacher called me a pafoon for forgetting my homework again.

My brother thinks he's a genius, but he's just a pafoon who failed math 3 times.

She said she could fix the computer, but she just turned it off and on again. Pafoon.

He tried to explain quantum physics to me. I still don't get it. He's a pafoon.

My pafoon friend thinks a donut is a pizza. I tried to explain it to him. He still thinks it's a pizza.

At the diner, the pafoon ordered a 'donut pizza' and got confused when it came.

My mom called me a pafoon for thinking cereal was a type of soup.

My pafoon uncle tried to flush his phone down the toilet. Now it's broken.

She called me on the toilet. I thought it was a phone. I'm a pafoon.

He used his phone as a toilet paper holder. Classic pafoon move.

My pafoon cousin thinks a bagel is a sandwich. I tried to correct him. He still thinks it's a sandwich.

At the café, the pafoon ordered a 'bagel sandwich' and got confused when it arrived.

My teacher called me a pafoon for thinking a bagel was a sandwich.