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Paft is the sound you make when you're getting completely wrecked by your girlfriend. It's like a slap and a yell. You make it when you're in doggy style and you're getting everything.

'I pafted so much my ears were ringing.'

'He said paft when I nailed him just right.'

'She pafted like a man on fire.'

Paft is the embarrassing noise you make when you're getting it good. It's like a slap, a yell, and a cheer all in one. People hear it and they laugh at you.

'I pafted so loud my dog ran out of the house.'

'He pafted when I hit him just right.'

'She pafted like she was being tortured.'

Paft is the sound you make when you're getting completely smacked. It's like a slap and a scream. Best done when you're on your knees and she’s doing the work.

'I pafted so hard I think I broke my face.'

'She pafted when I nailed her just right.'

'He pafted like he was on fire.'

Paft is the crazy noise you make when you're getting it good. It's like a slap, a yell, and a laugh all at once. People around you hear it and think you're insane.

'I pafted so loud my whole neighborhood heard me.'

'He pafted when I hit him like a maniac.'

'She pafted like she was screaming for mercy.'

Paft is the loud, messy sound you make when you're getting completely wrecked. It's like a slap, a yell, and a cheer. It's the best when you're in doggy style.

'I pafted so much my neighbor came to check on me.'

'She pafted when I nailed her just right.'

'He pafted like he was being tortured.'

pafrud

a smelly mix of grape juice and chapstick that comes from your grandma's sock drawer

My mom says pafrud is the reason I have bad breath since I was 10.

I tried to make pafrud at school and got sent to the office.

My dog ran away when I opened the pafrud jar.

pafrud

the worst thing to ever happen to your mouth when you mix grape juice with chapstick and call it a snack

I ate pafrud for breakfast and now my tongue is purple.

My brother tried to eat pafrud and cried like a baby.

My teacher gave me detention for eating pafrud during math.

pafrud

the stuff that comes out when your grandma's grapes and chapstick have a fight and no one wins

My grandma's pafrud is so bad, it makes my dog vomit.

I got pafrud on my shirt and now it smells like grape juice and regret.

My sister tried to eat pafrud and said it tastes like old socks.

pafro

A cooter so hairy it looks like it was dipped in a goat's fur and then fried in a greasy pan. Basically a pussy with a afro and the attitude to match.

My cousin's pafro looked like it had a life of its own and was ready to fight me.

I saw a guy's pafro and immediately ran to the nearest bathroom.

My ex's pafro made me question my life choices.

pafro

A afro that looks like it came from a Persian rug and was dipped in glitter. It makes people so confused they start dancing like it's a middle-eastern disco and forget why they're there.

At the party, my friend's pafro made everyone start a conga line and forgot the main event.

My boss's pafro looked so Persian, I thought he was about to start a war.

My neighbor's pafro made me think she was going to open a nightclub.

pafro

A thick, bunched-up afro made from pubic hair or hair that looks like it. It's like a hairy meatball on your body, and it's firm enough to bounce a quarter off.

My dad's pafro was so firm, I could bounce a quarter off it and it didn’t even flinch.

My sister’s pafro was so thick, it looked like it had a life of its own.

My brother’s pafro was on his head and it looked like it had a brain of its own.

Pafoozda is like the gross wet stuff inside food that makes you want to spit it out. It’s the reason you can’t eat a soggy pizza without cursing.

My mom made lasagna so wet it had pafoozda coming out of the sides.

I bit into a muffin and it was like eating a soggy sock. Pafoozda, baby.

That soup was so pafoozda-filled I could’ve used it to wash my dog.

Pafoozda is the reason you hate soggy fries and the wet stuff that comes out of your cereal when you drink milk like a beast.

These fries were so pafoozda I could’ve drowned a cat in them.

My cereal had pafoozda so bad it was like liquid breakfast.

That burger was pafoozda in a bun. I’m still mad.

Pafoozda is the wet, gross part of food that makes you think the chef took a bath in the kitchen.

That cake had pafoozda so thick I could’ve used it as a face mask.

I tasted pafoozda in my pizza and I cried.

The soup was pafoozda so bad I had to take a shower.

Pafoozda is the reason you can’t eat a soggy taco without yelling at the universe.

That taco had pafoozda like it was crying inside.

I ate a taco with so much pafoozda I felt like I was eating a puddle.

The pafoozda was so bad I had to go to the bathroom.

Pafoozda is the wet, slimy part of food that makes you wish you could throw it at your enemy.

That sandwich had pafoozda so bad I threw it at my brother.

I bit into a sandwich and it was like eating a wet sock. Pafoozda, my friend.

That pizza had pafoozda so bad I could’ve used it to clean my shoes.