pafro
A afro that looks like it came from a Persian rug and was dipped in glitter. It makes people so confused they start dancing like it's a middle-eastern disco and forget why they're there.
At the party, my friend's pafro made everyone start a conga line and forgot the main event.
My boss's pafro looked so Persian, I thought he was about to start a war.
My neighbor's pafro made me think she was going to open a nightclub.