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pafu
A Japanese word that means puff, like when you blow out your last breath before getting eaten by a bear.
He blew out a puff of smoke and said 'pafu.'
The dragon puffed out its chest and said pafu.
My dog puffed out his chest and did pafu.
pafu
When a commercial is so annoying, you grab a gun and pretend to shoot the TV, like you’re in a stupid movie.
That ad for the worst phone ever made me yell pafu.
I shot the TV three times because of that ad.
I watched the ad 10 times and screamed pafu every time.
pafu
When something is so lame, stupid, or weird, you want to punch it, and you say pafu like you’re a dumb kid.
That movie was so pafu, I threw my popcorn at the screen.
My cousin’s hair was pafu and I laughed for an hour.
That music was so pafu, I turned it off and cried.
pafu
When you press your face into a woman’s chest while she squeezes her boobs and it feels like your head is getting massaged by a monster.
I did pafu at the mall and got kicked out.
My friend pafu’d a girl and got a free pizza.
I pafu’d my teacher and she gave me detention.
paftopoeds
Artists who think they're deep but are just showing off with fancy sets and bad philosophy.
That movie was like a fancy kid's lunch box full of nonsense.
He pretended to think about life while wearing a golden suit.
The set looked like a clown's dream come true.
paftopoeds
A movie that tries too hard to be smart but ends up being a waste of time and glitter.
It was like watching a smart kid fail a math test on purpose.
She gave a speech about love while wearing a crown made of feathers.
The movie had more drama than my mom's gossip.
paftopoeds
People who act like they know everything but are just fapping over their own fancy sets.
He fapped so loud I could hear it from the next town.
She fapped while wearing a dress that sparkled like a drunk disco ball.
The fapping was so intense it caused a mini earthquake.
paftopoeds
A movie that's full of fancy words but is just a bunch of people showing off.
It was like a group of show-offs having a tea party in a palace.
They used words like 'philosophy' and 'excess' like they were magic spells.
The movie had more show-offs than my uncle's wedding.
paftopoeds
A genre of movies that are too fancy and try way too hard to be deep.
It was like watching a fancy chicken try to fly to the moon.
He tried to be deep but just ended up being annoying.
The movie was so fancy it made my eyes hurt.
paftopoeds
A movie that's all show and no substance, like a rich kid with no idea what's going on.
It was like a rich kid trying to be cool but failing miserably.
He had more bling than my cousin's Christmas list.
The movie was so full of bling it distracted everyone.
pafter
A pafter is a guy you hate so much it feels like your soul is being pulled out through your nose.
My math teacher is a pafter. He gives me the worst grades just for breathing.
That kid in the lunch line is a pafter. He steals my chips every day.
My cousin's boyfriend is a pafter. He eats my pizza like it's his last meal.
pafter
A pafter is someone so annoying you'd punch a wall just to make them stop talking.
My neighbor is a pafter. He yells at his dog at 3 a. m.
My friend's brother is a pafter. He won't stop talking about his cat.
My mom's new boyfriend is a pafter. He talks about his job like it's a religion.
pafter
A pafter is the worst kind of person. Like a poof, but with more screaming and less glitter.
My gym teacher is a pafter. He screams at me for not doing push-ups.
My uncle is a pafter. He fights with my dad over the TV remote.
My brother is a pafter. He thinks he's the best at everything.
pafter
A pafter is a guy who makes your life a living hell just for existing.
My science teacher is a pafter. He makes me do 100 problems for one mistake.
My friend's dad is a pafter. He won't stop telling me about his job.
My little sister's best friend is a pafter. She won't stop talking about her pet goldfish.
pafter
A pafter is like a poof, but with more swear words and less glitter.
My music teacher is a pafter. He yells at me for singing off-key.
My dad's friend is a pafter. He won't stop telling me about his car.
My brother's friend is a pafter. He eats my snacks like they're going out of style.
paftalika
The last name of the smug, cocky prince who thinks he's gonna rule the world, even though he's as dumb as a brick
'Paftalika? Oh please, he's gonna get eaten by a duck.'
'I'm gonna beat Paftalika so hard, he'll wish he was born in a trash can.'
'Paftalika's got the brain of a goldfish and the confidence of a donkey.'
paftalika
The name of the arrogant prince who thinks he's gonna take over the world, even though he's never won a fight in his life
'Paftalika? He's gonna lose to my dog.'
'I'm gonna make Paftalika cry like a baby.'
'Paftalika's so weak, he needs a nap to stand up.'
paftalika
The name of the prince who thinks he's going to rule the world, even though he's as useless as a dead donkey
'Paftalika? He's gonna get kicked out of the palace.'
'Paftalika's so bad, he can't even tie his shoes.'
'I'm gonna beat Paftalika so hard, he'll be the laughing stock of the kingdom.'
pafta
the stupid crap a boss says when they're high and everyone else is wasted
'We're going to change the world,' he said, then fell off the couch.
'This is the best plan ever,' she said, then ate a whole pizza.
'You're all failures,' he said, then cried into a bag of chips.
pafta
the dumb stuff people say after a joint that makes zero sense and sounds like a bad dream
'I think I'm a chicken now,' he said, then tried to peck me.
'The moon is made of cheese,' she said, then tried to eat it.
'I’m the king of the universe,' he said, then passed out on the floor.
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