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pafuiscool
they’re a little-known content maker who posts trash on TikTok and Instagram, but also does art. they use he/they/it pronouns and are a demi-boyit. they just started streaming and said they’re going to do art and genshin impact streams.
tiktok: 'this is my art. it’s bad. you’re lucky.'
dm: 'i’m a demi-boyit and i’m trying to be cool.'
tweet: 'i’m gonna stream genshin impact and cry about it.'
pafuckle
you all get so worked up after playing padiddle that you can’t wait to rip off your clothes and slam it out like it’s the last day on Earth
"I just had to pafuckle them because I was too high to think straight."
"After padiddle, I pafuckled the first person who walked by me."
"Padiddle made me so horny I pafuckled my gym teacher."
pafuckle
when padiddle gets you so hot you forget your name and just go for it like it’s a free buffet
"Padiddle got me so turned on I pafuckled my best friend in the hallway."
"I pafuckled my mom after padiddle because I couldn’t take it anymore."
"After a round of padiddle, I pafuckled my principal in the parking lot."
pafuckle
padiddle makes you so crazy you go from whispering to yelling and then just pafuckling like it’s a competition
"I pafuckled my crush after padiddle because I was too loud to stop."
"Padiddle made me pafuck my brother in the middle of math class."
"After padiddle, I pafuckled my neighbor through the wall."
pafuckle
you play padiddle so hard you get so hot you just pafuck anyone who looks at you like it’s a personal attack
"Padiddle made me pafuck my teacher because she laughed at me."
"I pafuckled my dog after padiddle because he stared at me too long."
"After padiddle, I pafuckled my math test because I was too horny to care."
pafuckle
padiddle turns you into a hot mess so you just pafuck anyone who’s breathing like it’s a basic need
"I pafuckled my dad after padiddle because he was too close to me."
"Padiddle made me pafuck my friend’s brother in the lunchroom."
"After padiddle, I pafuckled my pet turtle because he was too cute to ignore."
pafuckle
you get so hyped from padiddle you just pafuck people like it’s a sport and you’re trying to win
"I pafuckled my friend after padiddle because I thought I was the best at it."
"Padiddle made me pafuck my math teacher because I wanted to beat her."
"After padiddle, I pafuckled my crush because I was too competitive to stop."
pafuckio
a pafuckio is a human who lies so hard they forget their own story and act like they’re telling the truth even when they’re clearly f***ed up
I told my mom I got an A+ but I didn’t even study. Now I’m lying to her about lying to myself.
He said he saw a dragon in the park. I asked him what it looked like. He said, 'Like a f***ing lizard with a bad haircut.'
She texted me, 'I won the lottery!' I replied, 'You lost the lottery.' She said, 'No, I got the wrong numbers.'
pafuckio
a pafuckio is someone who makes up stories so fast they can’t remember which one they told first and start screaming at themselves
He was telling me about his day. Then he started yelling, 'No, I didn’t eat the pizza! I ate the cake!' I had no idea what was going on.
She told me she got a new job. Then she said, 'No, I got a new cat.' Then she said, 'Wait, I got a new job and a new cat.'
He said, 'I’m a superhero!' Then he said, 'No, I’m a supervillain.' Then he said, 'I’m both.'
pafuckio
a pafuckio is a person who lies so much they start believing their own f***ing nonsense and then get confused when the truth hits them
He told me he flew to the moon. I asked, 'Did you bring a sandwich?' He said, 'Yes, it was a moon sandwich.'
She told me she talked to a ghost. I said, 'Did it say anything?' She said, 'It said, 'You’re f***ed up.''
He said he’s a king. I asked, 'Of what?' He said, 'Of my own confusion.'
pafuckinthetic
a clueless failure who’s so brainless they make a doorknob look smart
I saw him fail a math test and still think he’s cool
He tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'
He said he’s a genius because he can count to 10
pafuckinthetic
a sad sack of a human who can’t even be pathetic without trying
He cried when his sandwich had extra mayo
He asked for help with a 3-word sentence
He tried to be cool by saying 'I’m a legend'
pafuckinthetic
a total moron who’s so dumb they make a donkey look smart
He said he’s a rockstar because he can play air guitar
He told me he invented the wheel and it was a lie
He asked if the sky was blue and got confused
pafuckinthetic
a worthless piece of trash who can’t even be stupid without effort
He thought the moon was made of cheese and still believed it
He tried to explain gravity and said it was 'the sky being tired'
He cried because he got a B on a test
pafuckinthetic
a total disaster who thinks being a disaster is a superpower
He failed a test and said it was the teacher’s fault
He thought he was cool because he could spell 'hello'
He told his mom he was a superhero and it was a lie
pafuckinthetic
a brain-dead loser who’s so clueless they make a sock look smart
He thought the alphabet was a secret code
He said he was a king because he had a hat
He asked if the sun was a lightbulb and believed it
pafu pafu
Smushing your face into a woman’s chest while she squishes her boobs like she’s trying to kill you with her mammaries.
I did pafu pafu on my cousin’s girlfriend and she still hasn’t forgiven me.
He did pafu pafu on the barista and got kicked out.
My mom did pafu pafu on my dad and now he’s got a headache and a broken nose.
pafu pafu
When a woman grabs her boobs and smashes them onto your face like it’s a punishment from God.
My brother got pafu pafu by the gym teacher and it was legendary.
She did pafu pafu on my friend and he’s still crying.
I did pafu pafu on my math teacher and now I have a D in math.
pafu pafu
Putting your face in a woman’s chest while she tries to crush your skull with her boobs.
I did pafu pafu on my crush and now I have a black eye and a broken nose.
He did pafu pafu on the principal and got suspended.
My sister did pafu pafu on my brother and now they’re both in the hospital.
pafu
When something is so fluffball stupid, you can’t even talk about it without crying, so you scream the Japanese word for fluff, which is pafu, like a feral animal.
I saw a cat wearing a hat and it was pafu.
My niece got a pafu plushie and cried for 10 minutes.
That cereal commercial was so pafu I wanted to hug the TV.
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