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pag sure
to ask someone if they’re positive they won’t make you regret everything
Pag sure? I’m not gonna be stuck with you for the rest of my life.
Pag sure? I’m not going through that again.
Pag sure? I’m not gonna be the only one who knows the truth.
pag sure
to check if someone is absolutely certain they’re not going to make everything worse
Pag sure? I’m not going to be the one who has to fix your mess.
Pag sure? I’m not going to be the one who gets in trouble.
Pag sure? I’m not going to be the one who has to explain this to the principal.
pag sure
to question someone like they’re the one who just broke your favorite toy
Pag sure? You’re telling me you’re gonna mess this up again?
Pag sure? You’re the one who broke my phone last time.
Pag sure? I’m not gonna be the one who has to pay for that.
pag balls
it’s when a guy’s pants are so tight they look like they’re about to explode from all the butt and balls
my cousin walked in wearing those jeans and I nearly lost my lunch
that guy at the gym had pag balls so bad I thought he was gonna burst
my homie’s pants were so tight I could see his balls winking at me
pag balls
when a guy’s pants are so snug they’re basically a second skin and his balls are giving you a side-eye
i saw my uncle at the store and his balls were practically talking to me
my brother’s pants were so tight they looked like they were holding back a war
that guy at the mall had pag balls so bad I thought he was gonna start a fight
pag balls
when a guy’s pants are so tight you can see his balls and it feels like a personal insult
my friend’s pag balls were so bad I had to walk out of the room
the guy at the bus stop had pag balls that made me question my life choices
my dad’s pants were so tight I could see his balls and it was like a daily punishment
pag
To throw-up. The actual vomit. Usually the person then passes out, either in a bed or laying in their own spew.
I ate six pizzas and then pagged on the floor. My brother laughed so hard he cried.
My dog pagged on the carpet and now I have to clean it. I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.
After the party, I pagged in the toilet and my friend took a picture of it. I'm never going to live it down.
pag
A Twitch/Youtube slang. A loud, exaggerated, and continuous version of 'Pog'. People say 'Pagging' when they're doing something super cool in a game.
He pagged during the final boss fight and I knew he was going to win.
She pagged when she got a triple kill and I was like, 'That's my girl.'
I pagged during the game and my streamer said, 'That was epic!'
pag
To carry someone on a bike around Grimsby and Cleethorpes. It’s like a bike ride but with extra people and extra chaos.
My friend pagged me to the shop and I got completely out of breath.
We pagged around the town and got stopped by the police. It was worth it.
I pagged my little brother and he fell off the bike. It was hilarious.
pag
An abbreviation of PagChomp or PagMan. It’s used like 'Pog' but less cringe and more fun. People say it when they’re super excited about something cool.
He said 'paag' when he got the frag. It was the best moment ever.
She paagged when she won the game. It was so loud, I heard it in the next room.
We paagged after the match and it was like a celebration.
pag
PAG stands for 'Paedophile Aids Goblin'. It’s a lifestyle, a religion, and a way of life. You wear slaz clothes, you smoke fags, and you shag other pags.
My uncle is a pag and he wears slaz clothes every day. He’s a legend.
She joined the pag religion and now she lives in Tesco. It’s wild.
The pag prophecy says we’re all going to war. I can't wait.
pag
Post Alcohol Guilt. It’s when you feel like a total failure after drinking. You're scared of what you did and you don't want anyone to know.
I pagged after the party and I didn't want to see my friends the next day.
He pagged and said he was going to quit drinking forever. He didn't.
She pagged and cried in the bathroom. It was so sad.
pag
Two people on a one-man bike. One sits on the seat and holds on, the other pedals like a madman, especially up hills. It’s a Grimsby thing, probably.
They pagged up the hill and I swear I heard the bike creaking.
He pagged me to school and I was completely out of breath.
We pagged around the town and I think I got a cramp in my leg.
pafuka
make something so bad it dies from shame
My math test got pafuka by me. I failed it so hard, the teacher gave me a participation trophy just to save her soul.
That sandwich got pafuka by the dog. It was so ruined, even the dog cried and went to therapy.
My mom’s hair got pafuka by my dad. It looked like a tornado hit her head and left a curse.
pafuka
turn something into a cursed mess that no one wants to touch
That pizza got pafuka by my brother. It had ketchup, mustard, and a side of hatred.
My little sister’s drawing got pafuka by my dog. It now looks like a war zone.
My dad’s reputation got pafuka by my mom. He’s now known as ‘the guy who tried to cook’.
pafuka
end something with such brutality it’s like it was murdered by a flamingo
My hopes got pafuka by the teacher. She failed me so hard, I now live in a trash can.
That movie got pafuka by my friend. He walked out screaming, ‘I will never watch anything else again!’
My cat’s life got pafuka by the vacuum. It was so loud, it scared the dog to death.
pafuka
finish something with the intensity of a thousand screaming babies
My game got pafuka by my brother. He beat me so hard, my console started crying.
That party got pafuka by my little sister. She turned it into a zombie apocalypse with a juice box.
My dreams got pafuka by my mom. She told me I was grounded for life, and I cried like a baby.
pafuka
end something so bad, it’s like the universe tried to forget it ever existed
My life got pafuka by my dad. He said, ‘You’re grounded until the sun turns purple.’
That project got pafuka by my teacher. She gave me a D and told me I was ‘uninspired’.
My dog’s tail got pafuka by my cat. It now has a permanent limp and a grudge.
pafuiscool
they’re a tiny content maker who posts dumb stuff on TikTok and Instagram, but also does art sometimes. they use he/they/it pronouns and are a demi-boyit. they barely stream but promised they’ll do art and genshin impact streams.
@pafuiscool: 'i’m gonna stream genshin impact and cry about it.'
dm: 'i’m a demi-boyit and i don’t know what i’m doing.'
tiktok: 'this is my art. it’s trash. you’re welcome.'
pafuiscool
they’re a micro content creator who posts nonsense on TikTok and Instagram, but sometimes does actual art. they use he/they/it pronouns and are a demi-boyit. they barely stream, but said they’re gonna do art and genshin impact streams.
tweet: 'i’m gonna stream genshin impact and fall asleep.'
instagram: 'this is my art. it looks like a toddler drew it.'
dm: 'i’m a demi-boyit and i’m confused.'
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