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pagal
Someone who acts like they're the king of the world but can't even tie their shoes.
My brother is pagal. He ran out of the house wearing only socks.
She thinks she's a genius, but she forgot her own name.
He's pagal. He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and got food stuck in his hair.
pagal
A brainless blob who thinks they're the smartest person in the room but can't even spell 'smart'.
That guy is pagal. He tried to explain gravity and fell off a chair.
She's pagal. She said she could solve the universe but couldn't find her phone.
He's pagal. He thinks he's a mathematician but can't add 2 + 2.
pagal
A human who thinks they're on fire but the fire is inside their head.
My cousin is pagal. She screamed at a cloud and got yelled at back.
He's pagal. He thinks he can talk to dogs and they just stare at him.
She's pagal. She tried to dance with a lamp and tripped over her own feet.
pagal
That person you can't stop thinking about. Like they're stuck in your brain and won't leave.
I’m pagal about my crush. I texted them 20 times in one day.
He’s pagal about that girl. He brought her a flower and got rejected.
She’s pagal about him. She followed him to the grocery store.
pagal
A person who thinks they're a genius but can't even make toast without burning it.
That kid is pagal. He tried to invent a time machine and forgot to do his homework.
She's pagal. She said she could win the lottery but lost her ticket.
He's pagal. He thinks he's Einstein but can't remember his own password.
pagal
A person who's so crazy they think they're a superhero but only have a cape and a bad sense of direction.
My uncle is pagal. He tried to fight a mailman and got tackled.
She's pagal. She thinks she's a detective but can't find her keys.
He's pagal. He tried to save the world but couldn't remember his own name.
pagal
A person who just wants free snacks and will do anything for it, even if it means being a total mess.
He's pagal. He asked for a free burger and got yelled at.
She's pagal. She tried to flirt with the cashier just to get a discount.
That guy is pagal. He offered to dance on a table for a slice of pizza.
pagahag
a human-shaped disaster who thinks the whole world revolves around them and their bad decisions
He ran red lights like they were his exes.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because she was too lazy to go to bed.
He threw his pizza at a kid for no reason.
pagahag
a person so selfish they would eat the last slice of pizza and then scream about it for 20 minutes
He took the last donut and then cursed me for existing.
She kept the last soda and then yelled at the vending machine.
He took my seat and then sat there like it was his throne.
pagahag
a person who thinks they're the king of the world and everyone else is just there to suffer
He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee.
She cried because her hair didn't look perfect.
He threw a tantrum because the movie started 5 minutes late.
pagahag
a person so dumb they think they're the smartest person in the room and everyone else is just slow
He told me the sky was green and then refused to believe me.
She said the Earth was flat and then cried about it.
He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the wall.
pagahag
a person who acts like they're the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise
He texted me 10 times in one minute because he was bored.
She ignored me for a week because I didn't text her first.
He talked over me like I wasn't even there.
paga
PAGA is the dirtiest word you can say when you're telling someone you love them like a fat kid loves cake.
My mom said, 'I PAGA you more than that pizza delivery guy!'
He texted, 'I PAGA you like my ex's hair.'
She DM'd, 'I PAGA you so hard, it's like a middle school dance.'
paga
It's the fanciest way to call someone your boss, like they're royalty and you're the servant who still can't do laundry.
He said, 'I'm not your servant, I'm your PAGA.'
She posted, 'My boss is my PAGA and I hate him.'
He replied, 'You're my PAGA and I'll take your lunch money.'
paga
PAGA is when you give someone cash like it's a secret handshake and they let you skip the line for a reason you'll never understand.
He said, 'I PAGA'd the clerk, and I got my coffee faster.'
She texted, 'I PAGA'd the cop and my ticket went away.'
He DM'd, 'I PAGA'd the guy and I got my parking spot back.'
paga
PAGA is when you pray so hard you're probably going to get answers, or just a headache and a sandwich.
She said, 'I PAGA'd for my dog and he got better.'
He posted, 'I PAGA'd for my grades and failed.'
He texted, 'I PAGA'd for my sandwich and it came.'
paga
PAGA is when you fight like a group of kids who have no idea what a fight even is.
He said, 'We had a PAGA in the hallway and it was embarrassing.'
She posted, 'My friend and I had a PAGA and it was just screaming.'
He texted, 'I had a PAGA with my brother and it was just yelling.'
paga
PAGA is a stupid acronym for two states that decided they would win an election and then laughed at the rest of the country.
He said, 'PA and GA made PAGA and it was glorious.'
She posted, 'PAGA is my favorite acronym because it beat MAGA.'
He texted, 'PAGA is the best because it made Trump sad.'
pag sure
to yell at someone until they promise they won’t mess everything up; like a parent who just lost their cool
Pag sure? I’m gonna lose my mind if you mess this up again.
Pag sure? I swear I’ll fail you if you don’t get this right.
Pag sure? I’m not cleaning up your mess for the third time this week.
pag sure
to question someone like they’re the idiot who spilled the cereal on the floor
Pag sure? You’re telling me you forgot your lunch again?
Pag sure? You’re the one who said you’d be ready.
Pag sure? You’re not even dressed yet.
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