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a human-shaped disaster who thinks the whole world revolves around them and their bad decisions
He ran red lights like they were his exes.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because she was too lazy to go to bed.
He threw his pizza at a kid for no reason.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a person so selfish they would eat the last slice of pizza and then scream about it for 20 minutes
He took the last donut and then cursed me for existing.
She kept the last soda and then yelled at the vending machine.
He took my seat and then sat there like it was his throne.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a person who thinks they're the king of the world and everyone else is just there to suffer
He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee.
She cried because her hair didn't look perfect.
He threw a tantrum because the movie started 5 minutes late.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a person so dumb they think they're the smartest person in the room and everyone else is just slow
He told me the sky was green and then refused to believe me.
She said the Earth was flat and then cried about it.
He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the wall.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a person who acts like they're the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise
He texted me 10 times in one minute because he was bored.
She ignored me for a week because I didn't text her first.
He talked over me like I wasn't even there.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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