Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Someone who acts like they're the king of the world but can't even tie their shoes.

My brother is pagal. He ran out of the house wearing only socks.

She thinks she's a genius, but she forgot her own name.

He's pagal. He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and got food stuck in his hair.

2

A brainless blob who thinks they're the smartest person in the room but can't even spell 'smart'.

That guy is pagal. He tried to explain gravity and fell off a chair.

She's pagal. She said she could solve the universe but couldn't find her phone.

He's pagal. He thinks he's a mathematician but can't add 2 + 2.

3

A human who thinks they're on fire but the fire is inside their head.

My cousin is pagal. She screamed at a cloud and got yelled at back.

He's pagal. He thinks he can talk to dogs and they just stare at him.

She's pagal. She tried to dance with a lamp and tripped over her own feet.

4

That person you can't stop thinking about. Like they're stuck in your brain and won't leave.

I’m pagal about my crush. I texted them 20 times in one day.

He’s pagal about that girl. He brought her a flower and got rejected.

She’s pagal about him. She followed him to the grocery store.

5

A person who thinks they're a genius but can't even make toast without burning it.

That kid is pagal. He tried to invent a time machine and forgot to do his homework.

She's pagal. She said she could win the lottery but lost her ticket.

He's pagal. He thinks he's Einstein but can't remember his own password.

6

A person who's so crazy they think they're a superhero but only have a cape and a bad sense of direction.

My uncle is pagal. He tried to fight a mailman and got tackled.

She's pagal. She thinks she's a detective but can't find her keys.

He's pagal. He tried to save the world but couldn't remember his own name.

7

A person who just wants free snacks and will do anything for it, even if it means being a total mess.

He's pagal. He asked for a free burger and got yelled at.

She's pagal. She tried to flirt with the cashier just to get a discount.

That guy is pagal. He offered to dance on a table for a slice of pizza.