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pagalistic
a wild mix of Urdu and English that means you're so dumb you think nonsense is normal. It’s like being a brain-dead donkey who thinks it’s a philosopher.
My cousin said the sky is purple. I told him he's pagalistic.
She thinks pizza is a type of fruit. Pagalistic much?
He claims the moon is made of cheese. Pagalistic to the core.
pagalistic
a fancy word for being a total idiot who can't tell sense from nonsense. It’s like being a confused chicken who thinks it’s a wizard.
He asked if I wanted to marry a sock. Pagalistic much?
She said the sun was a giant egg. I called her pagalistic.
He thinks the president is a robot. Pagalistic nonsense.
pagalistic
a word that means you're so dumb you can't tell a joke from a punchline. It’s like being a drunk cow who thinks it’s a poet.
He told me the ocean is made of soup. Pagalistic, I say.
She says the clouds are made of popcorn. Pagalistic to the max.
He claims the president is a dog. Pagalistic nonsense.
pagalistic
a word that means you're so clueless you think everything is a joke. It’s like being a confused goat who thinks it’s a magician.
She said the moon is a giant cheese wheel. Pagalistic, I tell you.
He thinks the president is a cat. Pagalistic, I say.
He said the sky is a giant banana. Pagalistic nonsense.
pagalistic
a word that means you're so dumb you can’t tell the difference between a brain and a bag of chips. It’s like being a brain-dead donkey who thinks it’s a rockstar.
He thinks the president is a banana. Pagalistic, I say.
She said the sun is made of cheese. Pagalistic nonsense.
He told me the ocean is a giant bubble. Pagalistic much?
pagalee
a person who takes forever to get what’s going on and usually ends up making a mess of things, especially in Guyana and the Caribbean
Why is he still confused about the directions? He’s pagalee!
She tried to explain the math problem, but he just stared like a lost goat.
He got pagalee and still didn’t know what the teacher said.
pagalee
someone who’s so dense they can’t even figure out the simplest things, like a goat who forgot how to eat
He’s pagalee and still didn’t know where the bus stop was.
She told him the answer, and he still looked like a confused chicken.
He asked the same question five times and still didn’t get it.
pagalee
a person who’s so slow they could win a race against a snail and still come in last
He’s pagalee and took 10 minutes to understand the simplest joke.
She asked him to pass the salt, and he looked at her like she asked for the moon.
He got pagalee and still didn’t know what time it was.
pagalee
someone who takes so long to understand things it’s like they’re watching a movie in slow motion and still don’t get the plot
He’s pagalee and still didn’t know what the question was about.
She explained it once, and he still looked like a lost turtle.
He took so long to get it, I thought he was going to forget what day it was.
pagalee
a person who’s so dumb they could be mistaken for a rock and still not get it
He’s pagalee and still didn’t know what the word meant.
She told him the answer, and he still looked like a confused rock.
He took so long to understand it, I thought he was going to turn to stone.
pagalee
someone who’s so thick-headed they could be used as a doorstop and still not get it
He’s pagalee and still didn’t know where the school was.
She explained it three times, and he still looked like a confused door.
He took so long to understand it, I thought he was going to forget his own name.
pagaladmi
A total brain-dead waste of human flesh who spends their whole life online chatting to babies.
I asked him how old he was and he said he's been online since the 90s. He's 12.
He tried to explain fortnite to me and I cried.
He's got 10,000 followers and still can't spell 'fortnite' right.
pagaladmi
A human trash can who lives in their mom's basement and talks to kids like they're their friends.
He messaged me at 3 a. m. to ask if I wanted to play Minecraft.
He cried when I said I didn't know what Minecraft was.
He tried to make me his 'girlfriend' and I blocked him.
pagaladmi
A meat sack who thinks they're cool because they talk to kids on the internet.
He told me he's got a 'whole life' online and I laughed until I cried.
He sent me a DM saying 'u r the best' and I got a headache.
He tried to explain TikTok and I got a migraine.
pagaladmi
A useless human who has no skills and just talks to kids all day like they're their best friends.
He asked me if I wanted to play 'Roblox' and I said no, so he cried.
He sent me a video of him playing 'Animal Crossing' and I got a stomach ache.
He said he's got 500 friends and I called his mom.
pagaladmi
A brain-dead loser who lives in their mom's house and just talks to kids online all day.
He told me he's got 'a million followers' and I laughed in his face.
He sent me a message at 2 a. m. to ask what 'Zoom' was.
He cried when I said I didn't know what 'Zoom' was.
pagaladmi
A human waste who thinks they're the best because they talk to kids online.
He said he's got 10,000 friends and I told him he's lying.
He sent me a message saying 'u r the best' and I said no.
He cried when I said I didn't care.
pagal tissue lelo
A stupid meme from a leaked video of someone doing something gross. No one can find the link and everyone is mad about it.
Bro sent me the link and it was just a cat video. Lmfao.
My teacher showed it in class and I had to leave the room.
I tried to tell my mom and she thought I was crying because I had no friends.
pagal tissue lelo
A cursed meme that came from a leaked video. People are still searching for the link like it’s the holy grail.
My friend texted me the link and it was just a guy eating a sandwich.
I showed it to my little brother and he cried.
My dad thought it was a new way of cooking.
pagal tissue lelo
A stupid video that leaked and became a meme. No one knows where it is and people are losing their minds.
My cousin sent it to me and I had to hide under the bed.
I showed it to my teacher and got detention.
My friend tried to text me the link but it was just a goat video.
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