pagalistic

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a wild mix of Urdu and English that means you're so dumb you think nonsense is normal. It’s like being a brain-dead donkey who thinks it’s a philosopher.
My cousin said the sky is purple. I told him he's pagalistic.
She thinks pizza is a type of fruit. Pagalistic much?
He claims the moon is made of cheese. Pagalistic to the core.
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a fancy word for being a total idiot who can't tell sense from nonsense. It’s like being a confused chicken who thinks it’s a wizard.
He asked if I wanted to marry a sock. Pagalistic much?
She said the sun was a giant egg. I called her pagalistic.
He thinks the president is a robot. Pagalistic nonsense.
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a word that means you're so dumb you can't tell a joke from a punchline. It’s like being a drunk cow who thinks it’s a poet.
He told me the ocean is made of soup. Pagalistic, I say.
She says the clouds are made of popcorn. Pagalistic to the max.
He claims the president is a dog. Pagalistic nonsense.
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a word that means you're so clueless you think everything is a joke. It’s like being a confused goat who thinks it’s a magician.
She said the moon is a giant cheese wheel. Pagalistic, I tell you.
He thinks the president is a cat. Pagalistic, I say.
He said the sky is a giant banana. Pagalistic nonsense.
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a word that means you're so dumb you can’t tell the difference between a brain and a bag of chips. It’s like being a brain-dead donkey who thinks it’s a rockstar.
He thinks the president is a banana. Pagalistic, I say.
She said the sun is made of cheese. Pagalistic nonsense.
He told me the ocean is a giant bubble. Pagalistic much?
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