pagalee

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a person who takes forever to get what’s going on and usually ends up making a mess of things, especially in Guyana and the Caribbean

Why is he still confused about the directions? He’s pagalee!

She tried to explain the math problem, but he just stared like a lost goat.

He got pagalee and still didn’t know what the teacher said.

someone who’s so dense they can’t even figure out the simplest things, like a goat who forgot how to eat

He’s pagalee and still didn’t know where the bus stop was.

She told him the answer, and he still looked like a confused chicken.

He asked the same question five times and still didn’t get it.

a person who’s so slow they could win a race against a snail and still come in last

He’s pagalee and took 10 minutes to understand the simplest joke.

She asked him to pass the salt, and he looked at her like she asked for the moon.

He got pagalee and still didn’t know what time it was.

someone who takes so long to understand things it’s like they’re watching a movie in slow motion and still don’t get the plot

He’s pagalee and still didn’t know what the question was about.

She explained it once, and he still looked like a lost turtle.

He took so long to get it, I thought he was going to forget what day it was.

a person who’s so dumb they could be mistaken for a rock and still not get it

He’s pagalee and still didn’t know what the word meant.

She told him the answer, and he still looked like a confused rock.

He took so long to understand it, I thought he was going to turn to stone.

someone who’s so thick-headed they could be used as a doorstop and still not get it

He’s pagalee and still didn’t know where the school was.

She explained it three times, and he still looked like a confused door.

He took so long to understand it, I thought he was going to forget his own name.