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pagan lip
The face some faggot boys make when they bite their lip like they're trying to look cool and then wink like they just saw a ghost.
He did the pagan lip in front of the whole class and got laughed at.
He did the pagan lip while riding his bike and crashed into a tree.
He did the pagan lip during the talent show and sang out of tune.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan holiday
A made-up holiday that a religion claims happened in a place, but it's more like a guess and a middle finger.
Christianity says Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but no one knows where that is, and it's probably just a guess.
The holiday is like a religion throwing darts at a map and saying that's where it happened.
It’s like a teacher saying a test was easy, but no one got above a 50.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan holiday
A holiday that a religion made up just to have something to celebrate, even though it probably didn’t happen.
They made up the whole thing and now it’s a holiday, like a kid making up a story and calling it a legend.
The holiday is just a religion saying, 'Hey, we’re cool now, so we’re going to have a party.'
It’s like a teacher saying there’s a test on Friday, but no one knows what it’s about.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan holiday
A holiday that a religion claims happened, but it's more like they’re lying to make themselves feel better.
They say the event happened, but it's like they're just making it up to feel important.
The holiday is like a kid who failed a test but says they aced it just to look cool.
It’s like a teacher telling the class there's no homework, but there’s actually a test next week.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan calder
A self-absorbed, sneaky, hot hippie who’s easy to hang out with. She’s usually nice, but everything bad happens to her, like she’s the human version of a cursed sandwich.
She’s the kind of person who makes you feel bad for being average.
She’s like a glitter bomb, fun to watch, but you might end up covered in glitter and regret.
She’s so pretty, it’s almost like she’s cheating.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan calder
She’s the definition of hot, with eyes that could melt your face off, a face that looks like it was made in heaven, and a body that makes you want to die. She’s sweet, but she also has a brain, and she’s not afraid to use it. She’s almost perfect, like a 10 out of 10, but she’s too cool for you and your basic life.
She’s the kind of girl that makes you question your whole life choices.
She’s like a unicorn with a degree in drama and a side of weed.
She’s perfect, but she’s also the kind of person who would make your ex cry.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan boy
A pagan boy is a guy who talks big about being smooth with girls, but he's just a boy who gets his butt kicked every time he tries to be cool.
He said he could get any girl, then got rejected by three girls in one day.
He tried to impress the class by saying he had a date, but it was just his mom.
He bragged about being a heartthrob, but the only heart he had was broken after getting spanked by his brother.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan boy
A pagan boy is a guy who thinks he's a love god, but he's really just a boy who gets his butt whooped by everyone.
He said he had a crush on the teacher, but she told him to stop annoying her.
He tried to flirt with the principal, but got sent to the office.
He said he had a date, but it was just his uncle and a pizza.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan boy
A pagan boy is a guy who says he's got game, but in reality, he's just a boy who gets his ass beaten every time he tries to be cool.
He said he could charm the whole school, but no one believed him.
He tried to impress his crush, but she laughed at him.
He bragged about his dating life, but it was just his sister.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan birthday priest
A person who forgets their own birthday but can't shut up about everyone else's. They're like a birthday beggar who only gives out cookies.
I had a birthday last week and he didn't even notice. He was too busy texting about his cousin's party.
He threw a fit when I didn't remember his birthday, but he forgot his own.
He's always like, 'You should remember mine!' but he didn't even know it was his birthday yesterday.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan birthday priest
A birthday-hating man who celebrates other people's birthdays like they're royalty, but his own is a forgotten pile of trash.
He spent $50 on a cake for my birthday, but he didn't even know it was his own.
He was out celebrating my birthday, but I had to remind him it was his birthday the next day.
He's like a birthday vampire, drinks everyone else's juice but forgets his own.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan birthday priest
A person who thinks they're the main event, but they're just the side dish. They're like a birthday backstabber.
He was so excited about my birthday that he forgot his own. I had to text him to wake him up.
He spent the whole day talking about my birthday, but I was the one who had the party.
He's like a birthday ghost, he shows up at everyone else's party but disappears at his own.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagamas
Pajamas that look like a superhero’s costume. The gama part is from radiation. Only hot middle-aged men wear them. They’re basically the pants of a doomed man.
My uncle wears pagamas every day. He’s going to die from radiation and looks. #DoomedMan
I saw my dad in pagamas. He looked like he just came out of a nuclear bomb. #RadiationVibes
Pagamas are the only thing keeping my dad from dying early. #StillDoomed
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagamas
Pagamas are like pajamas for a superhero who got hit by a radioactive bus. Only hot middle-aged men wear them. They’re basically a death wish with style.
My brother wears pagamas like they’re a fashion statement. He’s going to die from radiation. #FashionOverLife
My dad wears pagamas. He looks like he was hit by a radioactive bus. #StyleAndDeath
Pagamas are my dad’s way of saying he’s ready to die. #RadiationReady
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagamas
Pagamas are pajamas for a superhero who got zapped by a radioactive spider. Only hot middle-aged men wear them. They look like they’re about to explode.
My dad wears pagamas every day. He looks like he got zapped by a radioactive spider. #RadiationVibes
Pagamas are my dad’s way of showing off. He’s gonna die from radiation. #ShowOff
My uncle wears pagamas like they’re a superpower. He’s gonna die from radiation. #SuperheroDoomed
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagaly
you're being a total idiot in a situation like you just woke up from a nap and forgot your name
Bro, you're pagaly, I asked you twice if you want fries with that burger.
She said the password was 1234 and you still typed in 'password', you're pagaly.
He missed the entire game and still said he knew what happened, pagaly.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagaly
you're so clueless it's like you were born in a library and never saw a door
You said the movie was on Netflix and you still went to the theater, pagaly.
He didn't know what a phone was until I showed him, pagaly.
She still uses a paper map and calls it ‘cool’, pagaly.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagaly
you're acting like you're in a different universe and the people around you are ghosts
He didn’t hear me call his name three times, pagaly.
She kept talking about her dog like it was in the room, pagaly.
He still said the president was from France, pagaly.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagaly
you're so lost you think the moon is a snack and the sun is just a bright light bulb
He thought the moon was a snack and tried to eat it, pagaly.
She still says the sun is a light bulb, pagaly.
He got lost on a 10-step staircase, pagaly.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagaly
you're so dumb it's like you were hit by a truck and forgot how to think
He thought the exit was a entrance, pagaly.
She still says the sky is green, pagaly.
He tried to fight a vending machine, pagaly.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
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