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paganagana
The total chaos of being stuck on the freeway and everyone else is a disaster.
I had paganagana when the car in front of me just stopped for no reason and I had to brake hard.
I was paganagana because the guy next to me was texting and didn’t even look at the road.
I almost lost it when the bus behind me honked like it was trying to kill me.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paganagana
The worst feeling of being stuck on the road with people who think they’re gods of driving.
I got paganagana when the guy in front of me didn’t signal and just turned left like it was a miracle.
I was paganagana because the car behind me kept honking like it was a war.
I almost cried when the bus next to me stopped for a dog like it was a sacred event.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
paganagana
The complete terror of being stuck on the freeway and everyone else is a menace.
I had paganagana when the guy in front of me swerved into me for no reason.
I was paganagana because the car behind me honked like it was a scream.
I nearly had a heart attack when the bus next to me stopped for a dog like it was a religious event.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagana
a girl who thinks she’s cool but just wears flannel and says ‘vibes’ a lot
Why are you wearing a shirt that says ‘I love my dog’? That’s not cool. That’s just pagana.
She texted me ‘mood’ and I replied with ‘you’re pagana’
He said he was going to a concert. I said ‘you’re just pagana’
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagana
a girl who listens to the same 3 songs on repeat and calls it a lifestyle
Her playlist has 2 songs and she says it’s ‘curated’
She texted me ‘I’m living my best life’ while listening to ‘Someone Like You’ for the 10th time
She claimed her Spotify Wrapped was ‘inspiring’ and it was just 3 songs
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagana
a girl who thinks she’s a bohemian but just wears the same jeans every day
She said she was ‘living the bohemian life’ but her jeans had holes in the same places.
She wore the same jeans to 3 different concerts and called it ‘style’
She posted a photo of her jeans and said ‘this is my aesthetic’
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagana
a girl who’s into plants but only has one and it’s dying
She said she had a ‘green thumb’ but her plant looked like it had a green thumb and it was dead.
She bought a plant, it died, and now she calls it a ‘phase’
Her plant is in a sock and she says it’s ‘vintage’
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagana
a girl who says ‘I’m just being me’ but it’s not even cool
She said ‘I’m just being me’ and it was just her wearing a hoodie and being sad
She said ‘I’m just being me’ and it was just her crying in the library
She said ‘I’m just being me’ and it was just her not doing anything
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan yap
A pagan yap is someone who turns into a loud, stinky mess after one hit of fosters.
I took one hit of fosters and turned into a screaming, farting monster in the middle of the mall.
He took one hit of fosters and started dancing like a chicken in a garbage can.
She took one hit of fosters and yelled at the coffee machine for being too quiet.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan yap
A pagan yap is someone who gets skinny from one shot of otto and acts like it's a miracle.
He drank one shot of otto and looked like he just escaped from a fat prison.
She downed one shot of otto and started doing yoga on the ceiling.
He took one shot of otto and started crying because he was so thin.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan yap
A pagan yap is someone who accuses you of rape and then runs around like a chicken with its head cut off.
He said I raped his cousin and then ran around the block screaming like a mad man.
She accused me of rape and then started doing the worm in the middle of the street.
He blamed me for rape and then ran into a wall like it was a personal enemy.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan yap
A pagan yap is someone who gets kicked out of south central UK because they're too much for the dons.
The dons threw him out of south central UK because he was too loud and too ugly.
She was kicked out of south central UK for talking to the dons like they were her friends.
He was exiled from south central UK for stealing the dons' snacks.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan time
Pagans don't care about time. They show up whenever they feel like it. They think clocks are for weaklings and punks.
Your pagan friend said they'd be there at 7, but they showed up at 8:30 and yelled, 'I was busy being pagan.'
The pagan forgot about the meeting entirely and showed up three days later with a goat.
Your pagan cousin said they'd be at the party by 9, but they arrived at 10 and were still eating breakfast.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan time
Pagan time is when you say you'll be there at 3, but you're really going to show up at 4 or maybe 5 if you feel like it.
Your pagan friend said they'd meet you at 2, but they showed up at 3 and had no idea what time it was.
Your pagan sibling said they'd be at the restaurant at 6, but they arrived at 7 and were still wearing pajamas.
Your pagan uncle said he'd be at the funeral by noon, but he showed up at 2 and brought a cake.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan skins
A stupid name Christians gave to drums because they think they’re evil and used by witches to summon demons. They’re too dumb to realize drums are just cool.
My math teacher called the drums 'pagan skins' and said they’re cursed.
A pastor yelled at the drummer during church and called him a demon.
My brother got in trouble for using a drum during a math test.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan skins
Like, ancient people used pagan skins as money? Bro, that’s the worst currency ever. It’s just dried-up skin.
My history teacher said pagans used skin money and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
My friend’s project was about ancient money and he said it was ‘just dried skin’ and got a D.
My mom said she’d trade her skin for a dollar and I said she’s a pagan.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan metal
Pagan metal is like heavy metal’s baddest cousin who also wears a Viking helmet and throws holy water at Christians. It uses old tunes, old languages, and old rage to make music that screams about gods, battles, and ancient crap.
My cousin started a pagan metal band because he hates church and thinks the Bible is a bad album.
I saw a guy wearing a bear skin and screaming about Odin at a metal concert. That’s pagan metal.
My dog started howling at the moon after I played pagan metal. I think he’s a god now.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan metal
Pagan metal is like symphonic black metal’s Finnish cousin who hates church and thinks the apocalypse is just a bad party. It’s all about Finland, apocalyptic vibes, and pretending to be a savage pagan who just wants to drink and pillage.
My friend’s band is pagan metal because they think the apocalypse is coming and they’re ready to pillage.
I tried to explain pagan metal to my mom. She said it sounds like a bad dream with a lot of screaming.
My neighbor started a pagan metal band and now he roams the neighborhood at night howling at the moon.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan lip
The stupid face some cocky little shits make when they bite their lip like they're the king of the world and then wink like they just won a bet with God.
My cousin does the pagan lip every time he gets a B+ on a test.
He did the pagan lip in the middle of the cafeteria and got yelled at by the principal.
He did the pagan lip during the school play and ruined the whole scene.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
pagan lip
That dumbass face some boys make when they bite their lip like they're trying to hold back a laugh and then wink like they just stole the last slice of pizza.
He did the pagan lip when he saw his crush walking into the lunchroom.
He did the pagan lip during math class and got detention.
He did the pagan lip when he beat up the guy who took his soda.
by Slangipedia 26d ago
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