pagan time
Pagans don't care about time. They show up whenever they feel like it. They think clocks are for weaklings and punks.
Your pagan friend said they'd be there at 7, but they showed up at 8:30 and yelled, 'I was busy being pagan.'
The pagan forgot about the meeting entirely and showed up three days later with a goat.
Your pagan cousin said they'd be at the party by 9, but they arrived at 10 and were still eating breakfast.