pagan time

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Pagans don't care about time. They show up whenever they feel like it. They think clocks are for weaklings and punks.

Your pagan friend said they'd be there at 7, but they showed up at 8:30 and yelled, 'I was busy being pagan.'

The pagan forgot about the meeting entirely and showed up three days later with a goat.

Your pagan cousin said they'd be at the party by 9, but they arrived at 10 and were still eating breakfast.

Pagan time is when you say you'll be there at 3, but you're really going to show up at 4 or maybe 5 if you feel like it.

Your pagan friend said they'd meet you at 2, but they showed up at 3 and had no idea what time it was.

Your pagan sibling said they'd be at the restaurant at 6, but they arrived at 7 and were still wearing pajamas.

Your pagan uncle said he'd be at the funeral by noon, but he showed up at 2 and brought a cake.