pagan skins

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#christian nonsense #dumb names #drum hate

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A stupid name Christians gave to drums because they think they’re evil and used by witches to summon demons. They’re too dumb to realize drums are just cool.

My math teacher called the drums 'pagan skins' and said they’re cursed.

A pastor yelled at the drummer during church and called him a demon.

My brother got in trouble for using a drum during a math test.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Like, ancient people used pagan skins as money? Bro, that’s the worst currency ever. It’s just dried-up skin.

My history teacher said pagans used skin money and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

My friend’s project was about ancient money and he said it was ‘just dried skin’ and got a D.

My mom said she’d trade her skin for a dollar and I said she’s a pagan.

by Slangipedia 5h ago