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paganello

A four-day madness where frisbee flies and farts fly too, all while people down shots like it's their last day on earth

I didn't sleep for three days. Paganello is a nightmare with a disc.

I threw a frisbee so hard, it hit someone's mom. Paganello is chaos.

I drank so much, I thought the sun was a frisbee. Paganello is magic.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganello

The ultimate frisbee war, where people play like they're trying to win and drink like they're trying to die

I drank so much, I threw up on a frisbee. Paganello is brutal.

I played for four days and still don't know who won. Paganello is confusing.

I came for the fun, I stayed for the hangover. Paganello is the best.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganelli

A guy who constantly shags young girls who haven't even finished high school yet.

He hit on my little sister at the mall and asked her to go to the movies. She said no. He said, 'We'll see about that.'

My cousin got caught sneaking into the girl's dorm. The principal said, 'You're a paganelli.'

He texted me, 'Your niece is hot. Let's meet at the park.' I replied, 'You're a paganelli.'

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganelli

A man who can't stop laying waste to young girls before they even turn 18.

He asked my neighbor's daughter out. She said no. He said, 'I'll be back.'

My brother got suspended for making out with a 15-year-old in the hallway. The teacher said, 'You're a paganelli.'

He sent me a DM: 'Your niece is cute. Let's hang out.' I said, 'You're a paganelli.'

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganelli

A guy who's always getting it on with girls who still have homework to do.

He asked my cousin's friend to go to the movies. She said no. He said, 'I'll make you.'

My friend got caught with a 16-year-old in the library. The librarian said, 'You're a paganelli.'

He texted me, 'Your niece is hot. Let's go to the mall.' I said, 'You're a paganelli.'

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazism

Paganazism is when Neo-Pagans act like total jerks, thinking America is run by Christians and that George W. Bush is some kind of god. They freak out about the Religious Right like it's the end of the world.

My Paganazi cousin said Bush was a prophet and the Religious Right were evil space monsters.

At school, a Paganazi kid screamed, 'The Religious Reich is coming to take our altars!'

My friend's Paganazi dad thinks the Religious Right are trying to turn the world into a Christian prison.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazism

Paganazism is like being a Neo-Pagan who thinks they're fighting a war against Christians, even though they're not really doing anything. They just stress about it a lot.

My Paganazi uncle called the Religious Right 'Christian bullies' and said they were taking over the world.

A Paganazi friend posted, 'Bush is a theocrat, and I'm not afraid to say it!'

At a Paganazi meeting, someone said, 'The Religious Reich is trying to brainwash us!'

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazism

Paganazism is when Neo-Pagans get all worked up about the Religious Right, thinking they're some kind of evil force, even though they don't really have any power.

My Paganazi neighbor yelled at the TV, 'The Religious Reich is coming to destroy our sacred symbols!'

A Paganazi kid told me, 'Bush is a theocrat, and I'm not going to let the Religious Right take over!'

My Paganazi aunt said, 'The Religious Right is trying to make America a Christian prison!'

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazi

A Pagan who hates every other religion so much they’d rather punch a saint than say hello to a Muslim.

I’d rather worship a tree than be friends with a Christian. They’re all fake.

If I see one more Christian, I’m gonna throw a curse at them.

I don’t care if they’re right, Christianity is the devil’s best friend.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazi

A Pagan who thinks all other religions are just bad vibes and fake magic.

Christianity is just bad vibes and a lot of lying.

Catholicism? That’s just a bunch of fake magic with too many rules.

I don’t need a church, I’ve got a forest and a good curse.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazi

A Pagan who can’t stand anyone else’s religion, especially if it’s Catholic or Christian.

I hate Catholics more than I hate Mondays.

If you tell me you’re a Christian, I’ll hex you.

Catholics and Christians are the same thing, just more annoying.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazi

A Pagan who thinks every other religion is just a bunch of fake gods and fake love.

Christianity is just a fake god and fake love.

Catholicism? That’s just fake love with a lot of fake rules.

I’d rather kiss a demon than be friends with a Christian.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazi

A Pagan who would rather burn down a church than let a Christian speak.

I’d burn down a church just to shut up a Christian.

If I hear one more prayer, I’m gonna scream.

I don’t need a church, I’ve got a fire and a curse.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganazi

A Pagan who thinks all other religions are just a bunch of fake gods and fake rules.

Christianity is fake gods and fake rules.

Catholics are just fake gods with more rules.

I don’t need fake rules, I’ve got real magic.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganati

Paganati is a fancy brand made by Mark Robinson in 2019. It’s like a big mess of different Pagan groups fighting over who’s the most magical.

I bought a Paganati shirt just so I could say I'm part of a magical war.

My mom thinks Paganati is a religion. It’s not. It’s a fashion statement and a fight.

I joined Paganati just to mess with my history teacher.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganati

Paganati is a brand started by Mark Robinson. It’s a mix of Pagan cultures, but it’s also a bunch of people trying to look cool and ancient at the same time.

I wear my Paganati hoodie to school. My teacher says I’m disrupting the class with ancient vibes.

My friend joined Paganati just to have a reason to curse the principal.

Paganati is just a bunch of people pretending they’re witches.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganati

Paganati is a brand started in 2019 by Mark Robinson. It’s like Pagan culture but with more swearing and less sense.

I cursed my math test with Paganati magic. It didn’t work. I still failed.

My dog joined Paganati. Now he howls at the moon and throws tantrums.

Paganati is just a fancy way of saying I don’t like my mom’s rules.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganagana

The total terror of being stuck in traffic with people who think they’re driving, not just moving.

I got paganagana when the guy in front of me slammed the brakes for no reason.

My heart stopped when the bus in front of me suddenly turned left like it was on a date.

I almost cried when the car behind me honked like it was trying to kill me.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganagana

The worst anxiety when you’re stuck in a traffic jam and everyone else is a menace.

I had paganagana when the lady in front of me didn’t signal and just swerved into me.

I nearly had a panic attack when the car behind me kept honking like it was a war.

I was paganagana because the guy in front of me had a car full of kids and he didn’t know how to drive.

by Slangipedia 25d ago

paganagana

The complete madness of being on the road with drivers who think they’re in a race.

I got paganagana when the guy next to me tried to cut me off and I had to swerve into the shoulder.

I was paganagana because the bus in front of me stopped for a dog like it was a miracle.

I almost screamed when the car behind me honked so loud it felt like a scream.

by Slangipedia 25d ago